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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06"my retirement would be the greatest contribution to science that the world has ever known" -Groucho Marx
Hi, on Lemmy I'm Sergio@piefed.social, I'm mostly here for watch parties.
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Joined December 05, 2024
Lady, just think of it as his Fursona.
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He bit her! Now she has all the proportional super-powers of a housefly!
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it's a huge, super-elaborate vape chamber.
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it's THAT time again.... #Monsterdon #AfterParty
"We were all standing here in the darkness. Waiting for you. For hours, why didn't you check here first?"
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@kshernandez@me.dm #KungFuSat
That "bad guys in the dojo" vignette is my fave part of this movie.
I bet Helene could hate the pace of this movie.
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just hold a mirror up to the beam of light
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aw, they musta cut the scene of the bullies eating yogurt!
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I wonder what the yogurt is doing....
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AI-GARBLED!!!! I called it!
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The Spider Did Nothing Wrong
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He took ya girl, YOGURT-BREATH!
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@RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp #Monsterdon #WrongPrice
ikr he could almost be a third member of Daft Punk
quick, someone check doesthecatdie.com
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they forgot to "pour one out" for Dandelo
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the crates are full of unsuccessful experiments.
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but.... it tastes like cat pee!
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I wonder what Jansen's old gang in Cleveland is doing....
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Don't complain about the montages - they could have been full scenes!
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did... she almost make the "shocker" in that selfie?
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NO. DON'T DO IT.
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@SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social #KungFuSat
Baudelaire kicking Byron's ass breaks the cardinal rule of movies: DON'T make the audience think of a better film!
Jansen seems awful pale for someone who supposedly spent the last couple months in Florida.
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@AlienCG@mstdn.social #KungFuSat
maybe Florida doesn't really have a strong batting culture
In a better movie, Dandelo's massive paw would crush down on the ballet.
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Well, he was careless for TWO instants, if you count Dangelo.
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Andre the Flyant.
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True story: the housecat settled down next to me, and really perked up on hearing "help me! help me!"
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pfft. sounds just like Wonka-vision.
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sounds like he's still on dialup.
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Dandelo is Dandenomore.
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I'da hydraulic-pressed him soon as I heard about Dandelo, tbh...
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the text on the back should be all AI-garbled.
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we ASSESS this movie as being pretty terrible.
we ASSERT that it's a Karate Kid rip-off.
we DISMANTLE it in comments.
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@Pyrrhlin@mastodon.social #Monsterdon #WrongPrice
omfg you're right, Dr Strangelove is totally referencing this movie...
Hey! Satan is MON cher, too!
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"He assaulted us, then pedaled away in anger!"
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pretty good cable management there, guy.
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"Look, how hard can this be? We LIVE this! We just need to get on screen and be ourselves! That's how the magic happens!"
coulda been worse, y'all. they might have shown more about the previous two weeks.
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to the sex dungon!
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