Her jerk boyfriend can READ?! Never mind the Byron -- he can READ ?!? #KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
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#WatchPartyCalendar keeper (see About) & host #TVMysteries 💀; Co-host #KungFuSat 💥 #MondayActionMovie.
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Joined November 12, 2022
Mastodon & BlueSky Watch Party Calendar:
Cats (my avatar):
#AmeliaKatt (tuxy), #CeCeCat (cow-kitty)
#KungFuSat Bingo Cards:
#TVMysteries George Gently Bingo Card:
Next week: brand new release of a restored SHAW BROTHERS film!
Still deciding which...
Thanks for coming gang 😆🤣
#KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
Blond woman delivering random expo line about rich husband was TERRIBLE #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
RE: https://mstdn.social/@kcarr2015/117417827467396471
There is... unsuccessful sequel bait #KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
SO IT IS FINALLY OVAH!
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@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social @Terencio@mastodon.social @JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social
We are being punished for watching too many movies on the internet.
#KungFuSat #TheMartialArtsKid
Open quoted postBaudelaire DOES kick Byron's ass! In so many ways 🤣
wait -- that sounds so wrong! 😆
#KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@AlienCG@mstdn.social Nice addition with the batting machine obstacles ⚾️⚾️⚾️ #KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid 😆
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@AlienCG@mstdn.social Why WHY is that chick even WITH him?! ZERO redeeming qualities #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social This movie skips over a lot of KFS rules 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ #KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social a little tongue in cheek humor is a RELIEF in this flick 🤣 #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social @MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social We were ROBBED of a training montage!!! 😆 #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@kcarr2015@mstdn.social heheheh -- focus on the hair color differences #KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid ignore the cheekbone/plump cheek similarities
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@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social @Terencio@mastodon.social what is... the shocker? xoxo, Oldster Squirrel
#KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social HI STRANGER! #KungFuSat
RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/117385866191257871
OCTOBER IS ZOMBIE MONTH ON #SundayFunnies [Sundays at 1pm ET (US time)]
Alt-Text for #Monsterdon folks (and everyone else) -- movie posters for:
• SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)
• TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL (2010)
• ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)
Follow your host @MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social for the free viewing link (which will also be added to the #WatchPartyCalendar), watch together and include the #SundayFunnies hashtag when you toot!
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We're going to be doing zombies the rest of October at #sundayfunnies. Various streaming options. All are also available on internet archive, if that's your cup of tea. #monsterdon
Ying's character arc FTW!
Revenge with a car bumper! 🙌🏼
#KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987
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@heavydishongry@mastodon.social I was napping from shortly after #ChowYunFat on #KungFuSat till shortly before #PeterFalk on #ColumboTV
Most inauspicious wedding day (in HK) EVER 🙈 #KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987
Where's John Woo?
WERE THOSE DOVES?!? #KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987
#KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987 Yep, it's THAT kind of movie (wedding)
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@klu9@ohai.social @kcarr2015@mstdn.social It's a sequel but the plot is a prequel #KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987
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@bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe Ask @MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social 🤣
But probably
Leady curly teen is troubled foster kid being bullied & adopted by Don🐲 and Cynthia 🥋
You joined during teen's redemption arc 👍🏼👍🏼 #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
To be continued in TRAGIC HERO ?!?
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!
#KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987
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@Terencio@mastodon.social @kshernandez@me.dm Those two at Extreme Dojo went off to have their regularly scheduled makeup sex, didn't they? 🤦🏻♀️😂 #KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@klu9@ohai.social Thx ✔️
Also added to the KFS queue is this new #ShawBrothers official YT channel release, coming soon to a #KungFuSat event:
THE CONDEMNED (1976) -- directed by & starring #DavidChiang
( #DavidCHIANGDaWei as a director? Color me curious!)
https://youtu.be/Ff3agqAJcho
The Condemned (1976) | 死囚 | Full Movie | Shaw Brothers Cinema
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@klu9@ohai.social I appreciated that info dump actually 🤣
Kid's still a jerk though
#KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@AlienCG@mstdn.social WELCOME! How's the foot (ankle?) doing? #KungFuSat
I already dislike this kid's teen 'tude -- do NOT diss Cynthia Rothrock that way!
Or basically ANYONE who picks you up at the airport! #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
Don decoding girlspeak for moron, diarrhea-mouth, lead teen 🤣 #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@Terencio@mastodon.social He's been working indoors in the bike shop 🤣 #KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@Stellarkaye@mastodon.social @AlienCG@mstdn.social I'm here for:
1) your team commentary 🔥🔥🔥🏆🙌🏼🤣
2) KFS co-host duty
3) Don 🐲and Cynthia🥋
#KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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Slavic Extreme Dojo Woman with the BURN about mirrors 🤣
#KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@lysdexic@hachyderm.io The sequel appears to be set as a prequel (read @klu9@ohai.social 's post for a link to wikipedia) #KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987
I am so dizzy 😆😂
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@Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online @kshernandez@me.dm Sunday Night Docs were a regular event on before it was Muskratted into the hellsite it is now.
Have no idea what goes on there since I left 11/11/22.
We sometimes show documentaries about the genre on #KungFuSat but AFAIK there's currently no #WatchParty exclusively devoted to #documentaries
Happy to add one to the #WatchPartyCalendar if there is one out there, or if someone starts one
#FilmMastodon #CineMastodon
before it was Muskratted into the hellsite it is now.
Have no idea what goes on there since I left 11/11/22.
We sometimes show documentaries about the genre on #KungFuSat but AFAIK there's currently no #WatchParty exclusively devoted to #documentaries
Happy to add one to the #WatchPartyCalendar if there is one out there, or if someone starts one
#FilmMastodon #CineMastodonThat seat is empty FOR A REASON #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social @klu9@ohai.social It's HK: it's humid EVERY day 🤣 #KungFuSat 🇭🇰 #RichAndFamous1987
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"Why not... "
SHE JUST ASKED YOU OUT, MORON 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@AlienCG@mstdn.social Besides Don and Cynthia? 💯
But DON 🐲 ROCKS! #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
Perfect time to make me some protein for lunch
RE: https://mastodon.social/@Terencio/117408216506248934
That ballroom scene with the cameos 🧑🏻🍳😘👌🏼 #KungFuSat 💥 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social #KungFuSat
omg I love this terrible movie.
Don the Dragon Wilson and Cynthia Rothrock are martial-art B-movie royalty.
Jansen Panetierre has a tragic IRL story...
Kathryn Newton has been in a lot of first- and second-tier projects, my fave of which is Abigail (2024).
And it's got a huge supporting cast of stunt performers, action B-listers, and martial arts amateurs. Wilson and Rothrock musta asked everyone they knew to join in. I can't wait to see this again.
Open quoted postdid they film this group scene first in the movie?
Because Robbie (izzat lead teen?) SUCKS!
#KungFuSat 🚲 #TheMartialArtsKid
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@MatthewTitus88@mastodon.social CALM your stomach with that??? 😹😆😂
I need some iced coffee or SOMETHING before #KungFuSat since I've had a headache all morning, despite 8 hours of sleep 🤪😵💫