Rather than use my razor-sharp claws to cut this wire, I'll be civilized and use wire cutters.
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Paco Hope
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Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.
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Holy shit, she killed him with a hydraulic press!?
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Did nobody notice a big fucking hole in the glass door? You know, one that an intruder might use to open the door?
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Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
It’s funny to think that a taco truck outside your office, if it takes in revenue greater than its costs—you know: profit?—has more profit than OpenAI and Anthropic combined.
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After this, I would have ZERO curiosity. I'm there for 10 grand. I am not there to investigate mysteries.You'll find me sitting in the living room with my back to a wall.
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Someone left the acid vat open. Let me go lean over the edge and look into it. I don't need to close the lid or anything.
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Yes, yes. You totally seem to be behaving normally. We will just leave you alone. What could possibly go wrong?
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I don't understand why (a) they made a coffin with a glass window, or (b) the wax face burst into flames.
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Why, yes I do have servants. Is something a little dirty?
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Your bride, who is sitting right there seems to be in a reflective mode.
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She found some things in her room. Have them removed.
Aye sir, I will remove things.
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We looked at 2816 toots posted between Sun 4 Oct 2026 21:00 EDT and Sun 4 Oct 2026 22:14 EDT by 138 different participants across 81 different servers. mastodon.social contributed the most toots at 482Most toots were from 'Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈' (Lazarou@mastodon.social) who posted 102
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@GothFvck@metalhead.club I scream, you scream, they scream, scream scream scream. But no ice cream.
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In this film, door locks simply do nothing. There's not a single locked door that stops anybody from doing anything.
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This is stupid. The last thing I would want to do is go be alone. Put everyone in the same room, everybody watching everyone. Stay awake all night. Not gonna even think of sleeping.
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@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt Some guys will do anything to get out of doing dishes.
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange this is the #monsterdondoublefeature . The Bat 1954 with Vincent Price.
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So I think #TombOfLigiea was just an elaborate plot for Kendrick to retire. He set the whole thing up to get Fell to burn the place down with himself inside. Now he doesn't have to work for that dude any more.
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Hang on. Nora just ran SCREAMING down that hallway, then ran into the living room and screamed at the organ. And this dude asks "did you hear anything? There was someone walking."
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Achievement unlocked. Watching @ryan@social.miyaku.media ‘s #monstermiru using a PS4 web browser.
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Mad scientist making mad money in his basement. Sitting in the boxes at the royal opera house.
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Is there a more American horror movie? We start by giving out guns as party favours.
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OMG This outdoor scene is Polesden Lacey. A stately home in Surrey, near where we used to live. We used to go there on picnics. This is photo from July 2016.
Two years earlier, it was the site of a Guinness World Record of "most people rolling down a hill in an hour." And @steggy@sunny.garden was one of the rollers!
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/109949-most-people-to-roll-down-a-hill-in-one-hour
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So is this a bestiality flick? Ligeia is the cat and that's who he goes out to see?
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So do guys go fishin and just confess to massive felonies? They're not even drinking.
He's even SAYING WHERE THE MONEY IS!
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@kshernandez@me.dm What do you think was burning in the fire pit in the middle of the great room?
@RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp
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This woman knows nothing about cats. Did she really think that she was just going to get the glasses from the cat? Like she was going to follow the cat on a precipitous walk way and then it would what? just give them up?
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I don't know why he merged with a fly.
Perhaps he'll die.
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I'm gonna post a photo of them "all but making love" and I'm not even gonna cover the image with a warning.
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Price is fantastic in this film. No mustache, but that's OK.
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If this really old house had any squeaks in it, the movie would have gone very differently.
The stairs didn't creak, the secret door didn't make any noise at all. Bedroom doors didn't squeak. Nothing ever made a sound.
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So I think we are meant to believe that, in this early scene, the caretakers were just trying to get Nora's attention and help her escape. My dudes, this is not how you approach someone you don't know and try to start a conversation.
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