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Paco Hope

@paco@infosec.exchange
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Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

3020 Followers
1391 Following
50 Posts
Joined September 27, 2018
Interests:
#cloud, #security, #cigars, #travel, #overwatch
Blog:
https://blog.paco.to/
Pronouns:
He/Him
Masks?:
https://shouldyouwearamask.com/
Monsterdon:
https://gallery.don.monster/
John Mastodon Day:
https://www.johnmastodon.me/
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
Rather than use my razor-sharp claws to cut this wire, I'll be civilized and use wire cutters. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
The sharp eyed investigator is totally gonna solve this crime. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
I've seen bad comb-overs before, but this is ridiculous. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 4h ago
Looks like a cameo by Cory Doctorow. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
Holy shit, she killed him with a hydraulic press!? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 4h ago
Did nobody notice a big fucking hole in the glass door? You know, one that an intruder might use to open the door? #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 4h ago
Replying to
@randy_s@mefi.social Duck Season! Rabid Season! #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 6d ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
It’s funny to think that a taco truck outside your office, if it takes in revenue greater than its costs—you know: profit?—has more profit than OpenAI and Anthropic combined.
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
"Nora! Nora! Remember the head you couldn't find? I found it!" #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
After this, I would have ZERO curiosity. I'm there for 10 grand. I am not there to investigate mysteries.You'll find me sitting in the living room with my back to a wall. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
That was one seriously creepy, Mona Lisa smile. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Too many goddamn doors. Can I get a bedroom with no doors, please? #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Someone left the acid vat open. Let me go lean over the edge and look into it. I don't need to close the lid or anything. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Yes, yes. You totally seem to be behaving normally. We will just leave you alone. What could possibly go wrong? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
I don't understand why (a) they made a coffin with a glass window, or (b) the wax face burst into flames. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Why, yes I do have servants. Is something a little dirty? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
ZERO CURIOSITY. You should have zero curiosity! #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Your bride, who is sitting right there seems to be in a reflective mode. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
She found some things in her room. Have them removed. Aye sir, I will remove things. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 6d ago
Summary of #monsterdon generated at Mon 5 Oct 2026 15:01 EDT. We looked at 2816 toots posted between Sun 4 Oct 2026 21:00 EDT and Sun 4 Oct 2026 22:14 EDT by 138 different participants across 81 different servers. mastodon.social contributed the most toots at 482Most toots were from 'Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈' (Lazarou@mastodon.social) who posted 102 Additional details are replies to this toot. For stats from past watch parties, visit the gallery. #monsterdon 1/5
Monsterdon Statistics Gallery

Monsterdon Statistics Gallery

A collection of all the statistical graphs from Monsterdons since 2024.

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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Just sit still! Why would you fucking leave!? Just sit. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@GothFvck@metalhead.club I scream, you scream, they scream, scream scream scream. But no ice cream. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 4h ago
In this film, door locks simply do nothing. There's not a single locked door that stops anybody from doing anything. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
This is stupid. The last thing I would want to do is go be alone. Put everyone in the same room, everybody watching everyone. Stay awake all night. Not gonna even think of sleeping. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
Another person killed bloodlessly by slashing open her jugular. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1h ago
Oh yeah, vincent price. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 2h ago
Replying to
@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt Some guys will do anything to get out of doing dishes. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 2h ago
Replying to
@Sempf@infosec.exchange this is the #monsterdondoublefeature . The Bat 1954 with Vincent Price.
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
So I think #TombOfLigiea was just an elaborate plot for Kendrick to retire. He set the whole thing up to get Fell to burn the place down with himself inside. Now he doesn't have to work for that dude any more. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Ok. Gonna do a brief walk with the dog, then join in the live stream. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Hang on. Nora just ran SCREAMING down that hallway, then ran into the living room and screamed at the organ. And this dude asks "did you hear anything? There was someone walking." #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 2h ago
He's pretty white for a fly guy. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Achievement unlocked. Watching @ryan@social.miyaku.media ‘s #monstermiru using a PS4 web browser. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 2h ago
Mad scientist making mad money in his basement. Sitting in the boxes at the royal opera house. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Is there a more American horror movie? We start by giving out guns as party favours. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
OMG This outdoor scene is Polesden Lacey. A stately home in Surrey, near where we used to live. We used to go there on picnics. This is photo from July 2016. Two years earlier, it was the site of a Guinness World Record of "most people rolling down a hill in an hour." And @steggy@sunny.garden was one of the rollers! https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/109949-most-people-to-roll-down-a-hill-in-one-hour #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
Guinness World Records

Most people to roll down a hill in one hour

This record is for the most people to roll down a hill in one hour. This record should be attempted by a group of unlimited size. It is measured by the number of people rolling the required distance down a hill in the one hour time frame.

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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
So is this a bestiality flick? Ligeia is the cat and that's who he goes out to see? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 4h ago
So do guys go fishin and just confess to massive felonies? They're not even drinking. He's even SAYING WHERE THE MONEY IS! #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Velma, you wait here while Scoob and I go look for the kitchen. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
The Air Ministry? Sadly, not the EPA. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@kshernandez@me.dm What do you think was burning in the fire pit in the middle of the great room? @RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
Are we meant to believe there's an air tight room in the house? #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
This guy keeps a puma for a pet. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
This woman knows nothing about cats. Did she really think that she was just going to get the glasses from the cat? Like she was going to follow the cat on a precipitous walk way and then it would what? just give them up? #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1h ago
I don't know why he merged with a fly. Perhaps he'll die. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
I'm gonna post a photo of them "all but making love" and I'm not even gonna cover the image with a warning. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Price is fantastic in this film. No mustache, but that's OK. #monsterdon #monsterdondoubleFeature #monstermiru
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 3h ago
If this really old house had any squeaks in it, the movie would have gone very differently. The stairs didn't creak, the secret door didn't make any noise at all. Bedroom doors didn't squeak. Nothing ever made a sound. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
You've got a gun lady. Surely that can fix a self-playing organ. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
So I think we are meant to believe that, in this early scene, the caretakers were just trying to get Nora's attention and help her escape. My dudes, this is not how you approach someone you don't know and try to start a conversation. #monsterdon
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