The movie continues with a plethora of men wandering around, while an entirely different movie unfolds featuring the four women who went upstairs together... so why aren't we watching that one?? #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
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mastodon 4.7.2+glitch.techlgbt"I've laid low
Shut my ears and eyes
Blocked out the chaos
While others fight
I have awoken
No longer paralyzed
My weapon chosen
It's time to join the fight..."
~ Ayria, "Battle Cry"
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Getting a weird vibe that the wife is claiming to have murdered him to cover up him killing himself? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Vincent Price: "Thank you for coming" phrasing boom! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
This is why if you like your eyeballs then whenever you make a tuna sandwich you always share some of the tuna with your beloved kbity #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964
Ok but this is a better than expected arc for Rowena #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964
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@Configures@mindly.social @strangefour@retro.pizza Right?? Unexpectedly empowering, especially for the time! https://tech.lgbt/@crowbriarhexe/117386186583694268
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Ok but this is a better than expected arc for Rowena #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964
Open quoted postAgnes: "Wait, I *hear* banging but I don't *feel* banging, this is unconscionable!" #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
"Why does this champagne have a vaguely feline aftertaste?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Somebody ignored their Ford cruise control component recall notice and didn't park their F-150 away from occupied dwellings #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
"I had a little setback but it's alright now" Dandelo would disagree, and I hope she rips strips of meat out of your throat like they were jerky-based cat treats #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"I guess electronics is a very profitable field these days" what with that whole AI bubble and whatnot #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"Judy's a doll" then no wonder her speaking has such a big impact #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
Another Vincent Price movie where no-one's supposed to leave their room, I'm guessing this will go as well as the last one #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964
"She's very sick" yes phillipe, her half-pipe kickflip is the stuff of legends #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Given the character names and odd dialog/pronunciations, is this another Vincent Price-slumming-it-in-Eurotrash-cinema like The Last Man On Earth? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Andre would totally have been a Blockchain/NFT booster and present day AI shill #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Agnes Moorehead's Secret Investigation sounds like the pilot for an entirely different kind of show #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
"Poor Francois... decades later he'll be badly played by Eric Stoltz" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
The world's first ever dish destroyer! No more time wasted washing dishes! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"Andre loved two things... vomiting on his food before he ate it, then pooping on it before flying away" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
The ashtray rematerialized with a beard, which is how you know it's evll #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"I've no wish to torment you" it's just fun #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964
Given that I only just realized Elizabeth Shepherd played both characters, I'm now not sure if I should feel bad or not for wanting Ligeia and Rowena to end up together, at least in slashfic 😅 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964
"He's working over some ancient treasure" he's beating up Queen Elizabeth II??? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheTombOfLigeia1964
I really don't want to watch Vincent Price giving it to Charas #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
I hope spectral kitty is the one that hydraulic presses this asshole #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
We now leave our frame story to return to the movie already in progress #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
So this is what The Terminator death scene ripped off #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
This is extremely incongruous string music when it isn't trying to be all dramatic #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1959
This movie should have been called "The Tall Wrinkly Cop" #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
I could listen to Agnes Moorehead say "diiining rhoom" all night #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
No matter what bad things happen to this guy it can never be enough given what he did to the kitty #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
Wrinkly Cop provides far too much information about the anonymous gay tryst he was enjoying instead of doing his job #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social uh, Devil Girl From Mars? 😭
Given how blasé he is about what he did to that sweet adorable kitty, I hope he suffers before the hydraulic press puts him out of his misery #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
The world's first 3D printer, except cheaper, less power intensive, more reliable, and with more real world uses #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958
"I forgot my night things, my robe, my gown, and my vibr... slippers" #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
Warner will be even more famous once her teams up with this Brother #Monsterdon #TheBat1959
We now interrupt your movie for a brief commercial for ballet: Ballet - The Boringer Opera! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958