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@CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw also im not sure what "girth" would be. belly? hips? actually just shoulders? the largest of these? weird.
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mastodon 4.7.3Mom, gamer, and obsessive creator of stuff that nobody ever asked for. Fancy comma lady. Layout witch. Slinger of luxury cardboard. White settler on Treaty One Land in Winnipeg.
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that thing where you wake up, go, "those were some weird dreams," and then having said that, promptly forget anything about them beyond the fact they were weird
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
so ludicrously true
#StarTrek #DeepSpace9
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Hey friends!
This month I'm running a kickstarter for The Portal Witch, a roleplaying game of World-Hopping, Magical-Costumed Do-Gooder Kids.
This game is Primed by Cortex and is optimized for playing with kids, aiming to emulate children's cartoons where regular kids with fantastic powers help people in need but always get home in time for dinner.
Also the video has me dressed up as a witch and being exceedingly silly.
Boosts very appreciated! :D
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/miriamrobern/portal-witch
#PortalWitch
men will do anything besides go to therapy.
#mtg #RealityFracture
entirely too many tall women in the store today
okay just. maybe im the loopy one, but transitioning has made me inexpressibly happy in my daily life. am i alone in this?
chime in?
maybe boost?
okay just. maybe im the loopy one, but transitioning has made me inexpressibly happy in my daily life. am i alone in this? chime in? maybe boost?
is there any reasonable interpretation of this that isnt racist or ableist?
#duolingo
and some mornings you say, "fuck it, im wearing the bodycon dress to work today."
#TheSelfiesMustFlow
i was queued up for the soda machine and the guy in front of me said, "sorry im taking so long, buddy."
then he turned around and, very embarrassedly, apologized: "i hardly looked back at you and thought you were male."
then he opined, "its probably your height that threw me off."
i said, "oh trust, its been a common mistake my whole life. youre hardly the first."
i miss functional search.
in my store-branded shirt and trans-flagging jewelry for the last time.
not gonna disclose or flag at the new job. ill be just another unremarkable deli girl. so looking forward to it.
#TheSelfiesMustFlow
we have a new inventory management system at work and the documentation is... so, so astoundingly bad.
with today's revelation that its not even a ten minute bike ride to my new job, i am seriously considering becoming one of those fat tire winter bicyclist people
getting read as intimidating back when i was presenting masc was some of the ickiest social dysphoria i experienced. i hated it so fucking much.
getting read as an intimidating woman, though? holy shit PUT IT IN MY VEINS.
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@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt
omnibus
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Jabberwocky is 166 words long so $166,000
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@faithisleaping@anarres.family exactly this.
its like when a website shows an ad for a dress. the only rational response is "it would be nice if that dress actually existed."
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groundbreaking award-winning literature; also, lewd
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oooookay. so.
a) yes its good.
b) damn its long.
c) its good in ways that mainstream criticism isnt going to appreciate for a while.
d) @faithisleaping@anarres.family go see it
#TheOdyssey
#Hadestown in a nutshell:
this guy can sing good but cant follow simple directions
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i need to sit with it for a bit but large portions if not the whole thing is a pretty thorough indictment of toxic masculinity and im not entirely sure if it actually offers an alternative or solution or just shrugs Matt Damon's very beefy shoulders and concludes that civilizational collapse is inevitable because men
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@CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw oooh i really like this one
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@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw do take a look at Kevin Can F**k Himself, tho, for a fascinating inversion of all the sitcom tropes
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@bea_lor@eldritch.cafe RIGHT?!
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@CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw for me, a meaningful life is one that contributes to the goal of making life better than it presently is for more people that its presently good for. you may have heard me talk about The Work before. this is it. its a huge group project with more parts and contributors than anybody can keep track of, and sometimes it stumbles and sometimes we fight but on the whole we shamble forward in community for community.
RE: https://mastodon.scot/@ferryoons/116872107250631458
this is in fact a wonderful piece of writing
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Sometimes you come across something that fascinates, and you wish you’d written yourself . Here’s one such.
https://thegrimhistorian.substack.com/p/has-america-crossed-the-asshole-threshold?r=pt3y9&utm_id=97758_v0_s00_e0_tv4_a1dennhb6uf2c4&triedRedirect=true
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@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden the longer you look at her smile the creepier it gets
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spoilers for Being Samantha Masters ch22
wtf is even up with this size chart?! 21-26cm underbust makes no sense whatsoever.
can anybody make sense of this?
https://www.cherrykitten.com/products/transgender-flag-pride-y2k-print-bikini-set-cherrykitten
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groundbreaking award-winning literature; also, lewd
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@CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw so give them the measures they asked for along with shoulder width and neck circumference
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@CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw complicated feels im sure. here if you wanna chat/vent/dump. 🫂
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@CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw amazing