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Ok, I can get behind an "apology banquet". #KungFuSat

Useless Brother gets too much love. #KungFuSat

That 80s action synth music #KungFuSat

This whole thing of Republican leaders endorsing Democrats is just predators sharing a shelter with the prey during a natural disaster. They're outnumbered, but once the crisis is past, they'll want to go back to the status quo. They'll endorse this current crop of Democrats because they think that will make them able to "work with" them. Dems got rid of the "radicals". We need to keep the herd big and cohesive. Don't let them split off the vulnerable ones. Protect #trans people now more than ever.

I have a week to go before my job is eliminated by a billionaire. Looking for Director IT jobs, preferably in education in the SF Bay area. #GetFediHired

@chu@climatejustice.social You're not bad at all. The most I did for my kids were ten dollar dumb phones from Tracfone, so they could learn how to call someone. Also, kids lose things. There was no way I was going to get them something that expensive. One of mine liked to run off at random, and I did think about tracking devices, but more like little a little speaker that would go off if they went too far. The kid got over it eventually. Learning to talk to and assess the people around them is a much better skill to learn at that age.

Wee don't need no stinking credentials! #Monsterdon

Smug sifu is smug. #KungFuSat

Sweetie, you can do better. #ReMonsterdon

Poignant Synth drum #KungFuSat

How are you moving the pencil if you're not there, child? #Monsterdon

Time to talk retirement, my freind. The Board has voted. #KungFuSat

oshit #KungFuSat

Goddamn I love classical Asian art. #KungFuSat

Finger guy looks disappointed. #KungFuSat

Man, this movie has everything. #KungFuSat

Owwwww #KungFuSat

Kid was shot in both kidneys and the bullets didn't deform. That's some awesome plot armor. #KungFuSat

Family dinners are going to suck now. #KungFuSat

What the hell, George? #Monsterdon

Bulletproof wedding veil? #KungFuSat

Oh, good, more not-Terminator music. #Monsterdon

"I'm not insane, the tests proved it!" #KungFuSat

You could have just made him choke on an apple slice. #KungFuSat

Well, gangster boss is at least polite about firing his ass. #KungFuSat

Turning a problem into an opportunity. Classic. #KungFuSat

Putting him on ice has a whole new meaning for me now. #KungFuSat

I made it! Hiya! #KungFuSat

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Jesus Christ, bro. Shut up. #KungFuSat

Someone's turning state's evidence. #KungFuSat

Portentous 80s synth, complete with out of tune distortion. #KungFuSat

I was not expecting the Mystery Bus #KungFuSat

Surprise, motherfucker. #KungFuSat

That's a car chase. #KungFuSat

Older Brother is going to be a problem, I see. #KungFuSat

Mid life crisis or Age of Never? #KungFuSat

As much shit as the Postal Service has been getting lately, I'm surprised there hasn't been a resurgence of going postal. #Monsterdon

Well now I have to watch the sequel for a double feature. #KungFuSat

What registers most with me is all these tiny tiny rooms. #KungFuSat

My earbuds cut out when all the shooting and dying was going on. Surprised the living room. #KungFuSat

That's right, dude. Get consent. #KungFuSat

New Year? Funeral? #KungFuSat

A cop, a postman, and a scientist walk into a garage.... #Monsterdon

what #KungFuSat

Hahahah, the "greed is good" speech. #KungFuSat

Junior Exec gets spanked. #KungFuSat