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@cstross@wandering.shop There has never been a single instance of someone using the phrase Judeo-Christian where I haven't wanted to shout "Leave (((us))) the fuck out of it"
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Preznit: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU MORONS! Is there any place we DO have enough missiles to conquer?
SecDef: Actually sir, you're going to like the answer...
RE: https://journa.host/@bolts/117016129375545124
They're not sending in their best. They're sending significantly impaired, racist, wife beaters. Sure, some of them are ok but we really need to shut this whole thing down until we can implement 'extreme vetting'.
#USPol #ICE
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The Portland Press Herald reports on the red flag-riddled background of the ICE officer who killed an immigrant in Maine this month:
https://www.pressherald.com/2026/07/27/ice-agent-in-biddeford-shooting-had-too-many-red-flags-to-become-local-cop/
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@david_megginson@mstdn.ca Right. The preznit didn't get a new AF1 way ahead of schedule just by accepting an emolument and screaming at people. He got a working plane painted like Air Force One that can be shot down or have its comm jammed
What's that called when the state controls the means of production? #USPol
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White House launches 25 "Freedom Fuel" gas stations
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/07/07/white-house-announces-freedom-fuel-gas-stations/90838506007/
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@benroyce@mastodon.social this is the longest soccer clip I've ever seen without someone diving
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@Newhereish@mastodon.social @joelpomales@mastodon.social citizens who practice religion can vote. I'm not following your logic here. Could you rephrase?
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@20002ist@thepit.social They're there so the term doesn't end.... So better on the capitalism and far worse of the democracy
#WorldCup
One of the few likable things about FIFA hegemony is the stripping of stadium naming rights during the USA broadcasts.
"Philadelphia Stadium" is not a place. It's *always* referred to as Lincoln Financial Field or just "The Linc".
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@cstross@wandering.shop I really thought I'd be invited to the Foundation. I don't have any useful skills but I'm pleasant company.
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@luckytran@mastodon.social There is! And the most important thing to know about the person soon to lead it is that she's God -fearing
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@mattblaze@federate.social American power was projected as much through our agricultural supremacy which included transportation (which is now falling apart)
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@me@jaehanley.social I resisted texting for a long time. If someone was going to cancel plans 10 minutes before meeting someplace it takes me 20 minutes to get to, I wanted them to say it to me in real time.
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@sugar@goblin.camp There are circumstances beyond our control but we're not just floating towards destiny without a paddle.
Worry about something, take an action to mitigate the risk, things go well : suffer a little, feel confident you can handle things.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win that button is a con. I found out you have to buy special bags EVERY time you want popcorn! I thought we were living in the future
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@agnes@pdx.social Isa Chandra Moskowitz had a good one and if Internet search wasn't broken I'd be willing to spend more than 2 minutes to find it for you
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@JuliusGoat@mastodon.social rapist who works 40 hours a week in accounts payable and serves on his condo board wants you to know he's not *just* a rapist
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@gknauss@mastodon.social martinis and sanctioned sex with co-workers! It's paradise, all thanks to AI.
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social like one of those live action Disney remakes of an animated classic but directed by Jordan Peele
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@JuliusGoat@mastodon.social but instead of "nest egg", he's saying "lock box"
https://youtu.be/zDgRRVpemLo
First Presidential Debate: Al Gore and George W. Bush - SNL
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange The Good News is that with mass AI adoption you won't have to wait long.
Today was the day I thought I was ingesting glass or plastic when I repeatedly found small hard clearish pieces of something in my food. It was the kosher salt I added. It was never heated ,just whirled in a blender.🤦🏻♂️
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@mcc@mastodon.social in the USA, I'd take a Tim Hortons or Waffle House manager as crisis head over any FEMA political appointee
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@petergleick@fediscience.org The least, the LEAST, we should do to start climate migration pre-catastrophe mode is to eliminate mortgage interest deductions for places like Phoenix and Vegas.
The federal government shouldn't subsidize relocation to places that will be uninhabitable in a few decades.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I've wondered if it would be different here if the capital were New York or Chicago. There just isn't going to be sustained rancor in the company Town (with suburban density) like the DC Metro.
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@cstross@wandering.shop it'd be ironic if the AI gave him a softer Cliff Notes with a more exalted vision of the chief human "genius"
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@GovTrack@mastodon.social but Congress goes back to districts July 3rd. Doesn't that make it a pocket veto?
https://www.house.gov/legislative-activity
https://usconstitution.net/the-pocket-veto-explained/
PLEASE, please, please, please let the reboot happen and be good
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@emptywheel.bsky.social The only thing worse than this guy's grasp of history is that he's now part of it
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116886037019275904
Spent $400 million, and a favor chit to Qatar, to get a domestic only plane. That's still a strong assumption that some rogue nation or organization won't try to take out a president with a missile over the USA.