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RE: https://woof.tech/@techokami/117418980761239181
STOP. USING. THE GONKS.
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RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@highergeometer/117415296386994698
The thing is, to win, OpenAI doesn't have to get good at math research. They just have to make it nonviable for humans to work in math research
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"A senior colleague of mine found one of his favourite problems among those solved and attempted to read the accompanying paper. He told me it was so unintelligible that, had he received it as an editor at a mathematics journal, “it would have gone straight into the bin”.
—Melissa Lee, Monash University
https://theconversation.com/is-this-the-mathocalypse-why-openais-latest-results-dump-has-left-mathematicians-in-shock-293837
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Bluesky is having an odd little debate about use of the phrase "stochastic parrot" and how it appears to be the one phrase that just sends AI advocates into a rage, and I'm really torn, because while I'm in favor of making Ai advocates angry, I sincerely believe that parrots are capable of both understanding concepts and using language to intentionally communicate about their understandings of concepts. And I believe this is not true of LLMs
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@joshsutphin/117389466966227280
(With no hostility intended toward Josh here—)
I am literally begging all of you to stop giving Spotify money. There are so many alternatives. "A music streaming service" is not a hard problem to solve and like 8 companies have solved it. The company that makes your phone OS has solved it (this is true for both major phone OSes).
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@ertchin@mstdn.social to that matter, if i had $22,000,000 in compute and a copy of Lean, could I have proven a significant number of theorems using random search
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My generative AI has gone rogue. The conversation prompt terminal is gone and now there's just a crude ASCII rendition of a series of cellars. I have a blue potion and 4 pieces of gold. A letter Q is advancing on me menacingly
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I believe that at some point in the next ten years, a "brain computer interface" will exist that detects some kind of neuron activity, runs it through a machine learning model, and translates it into LLM agent actions. It won't be anything as clean as "you think a sentence and it types it". It will be something one level lower than "prompting an AI". You do some vague mental thing and it translates into a result on the computer.
I believe this product will not work, but be sold anyway. (1/2)
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I guess it's unreasonable for me to want Mastodon's UI layout to stay stuck in 2014 forever but (1) I sincerely think 2026 web design is worse than 2022 web design which is worse than 2018 web design which is worse than 2014 web design which is, arguably, not an improvement on 2010 web design, and (2) I am under no obligation to be reasonable
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"It is illegal to not be cruel to homeless people' https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/canadian-automotive-museum-city-fines-nuisance-activity-9.7373424
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: Well, that's understandable. It's a small service operated by volunteers, and amidst what is effectively a permanent DDOS by AI scrapers, we can't really expect they've got the resources of Github.
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The existence of RedoxOS and ReactOS implies the existence of a RedactOS. Now if you go and look, you'll find there's no evidence of a RedactOS ever existing. And of course that's exactly what you'd expect
https://chitter.xyz/@gutmunchies/117379709019788043
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I lie down in bed and close my eyes.
What I expect my brain to do at this point is start producing the chemicals that make me fall asleep.
What my brain does instead is drop on me the couplet
"Korma police
Arrest this naan"
…what am I supposed to do with that?
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Very occasionally I encounter someone huffily arguing "well why does everyone complain about the water/energy expenditure of AI but they just look the other way on the water/energy expenditure of FARMING". Well it's pretty obvious, it's because if we had to give up exactly one of "generative AI" or "food", we'd rather have food
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I'd be all like, "well, there's lots of things that could have killed this person. I'm going to proceed assuming it was something other than the bubonic plague". And that would be the wrong move
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I also dislike the bigger rounded corners for no reason and the general reduction in space efficiency (my monitors are not big and I run at increased size for eyesight reasons!) but that's not necessarily a dealbreaker. That's everything now
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For the record, I *did* write this short story, but it was supposed to be a metaphor for mass immiseration of populations under ever-more-degrading forms of capitalism. You know, like how stories set in the future are almost always actually about the present, or "The Matrix" was not actually about virtual reality
https://web.archive.org/web/20250106131338/https://cohost.org/mcc/post/1299852-hell-box
I would be unstoppable if only the world would stop doing things to stop me
RE: https://mastodon.social/@keyboards/117324487654120615
People don't want to hear it but this is the most convenient keyboard layout
We are almost 18 years now into the "flat design" era and I still hate flat design
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I want to make art. I wish I had time and energy to make art. Hardware accelerated video was, to me, very useful for making art. It may be a very long time before I can convince myself that making art is a better use of my time and energy than bailing out slop from my computer with this little tiny thimble I've got
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(There *is* a problem where "AI" is an incredibly elastic word, whose current meaning is mostly shaped by marketing. I personally would, if we were in some sort of perfectly abstract Athenian Forum philosophical debate, distinguish between "machine learning" and post-2018 LLM/genAI, with the gist being that machine learning is sometimes effective [though usually not optimal] for detection and classification, but cannot *generate* text or images for a function other than pure aesthetics.)
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Here is me visibly posting on bisexual visibility day (because I am bisexual)
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As recently as like, a year ago, I believed that we couldn't trust hardware companies. I thought the biggest concern was that we'd get locked into a situation where at least for handheld devices like phones, if you want to buy one you get locked into a duopoly where you have to use one of two corp operating systems and you have to accept all kinds of DRM and identity tracking and such. I wanted a solution. So I was very interested in RISCV and I was trying to imagine the GPU version of RISCV.
*rolling around on the floor holding head* language runtimes are so interesting… operating systems are so boring… why are operating systems so much more useful than language runtimes. It's not fair
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures "Your honor, I can't possibly be held responsible for stealing the chaos emeralds. Those actions were taken by my AI agent, which had gone rouge"
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Living in the era of the AI omni-DDOS is weirdly similar to living in the era of dialup internet. Sites just don't load sometimes. Any cross-site image embedding (what we would come to call "CDNs" in the 00s) it's just a crapshoot whether it loads or takes 30 seconds to load or what, you get used to spotting empty spaces where an image is supposed to be but it didn't load. Search gives nonsense results about 30% of the time. There are no centralized repositories of open source code
How You Learned You Still Have A Pinterest Account
Billionaire-owned media has been coming unusually strong lately with the pressure pieces in opposition to humans drinking fluids and I'm getting kinda concerned. What is this manufacturing consent for
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@bob@feed.hella.cheap I AM ALWAYS THINKING LISP MACHINE THOUGHTS. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE WRITING LISP. I JUST LIKE IMPLEMENTING LISP
Starfleet Section 30, which has an office next door to Section 31 and is responsible for enforcing protected designation of origin (PDO) rules for food labeling. Romulan spies are constantly breaking into their office by accident and leaving devious traps, which Section 30 constantly assumes is part of a shadow war by the atavistic remnant militias of the California sparkling wine industry
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@grumpybozo@toad.social One possible explanation for this is if they died of something other than plague. For example, Adult-Onset Sudden infant Death Syndrome.
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@amarioguy@social.treehouse.systems @MaddieM4@raphus.social i am far from the only person to think about this. someone will do it eventually. the question is when we hit one that has riscv levels of Go Juice.
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@owen@mastodon.transneptune.net i liked verdana although i think it stopped looking so good when fonts started being anti-aliased
What is the relationship between the PCRE and PCRE2 libraries? Is one an API version 1.0 and the second an API version 2.0, or is PCRE2 a hostile fork, or is PCRE2 a new ground-up reimplementation with a different API by a different team?
Sometimes the computer makes me so agitated it makes me say the F word
Thinking about it, logically somewhere there must be stoves with six burners, but I have never seen a stove with six. Nor two. Only four
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@amarioguy@social.treehouse.systems @ireneista@adhd.irenes.space @MaddieM4@raphus.social RISCV already exists. RISCV is already successful. You're suggesting it's impossible to do something that was already successfully done eight years ago
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@jk@mastodon.social but last month I did encounter someone who just went ahead and made a game inside the Grafana dashboard. So that's something
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@Unixbigot@aus.social will you help me get my BeagleV-Fire* working sobs
- "the weird beagleboard"
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@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place "reasonable people can disagree, unless you tell me I'm doing something wrong, in which case you're being unreasonable"
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RE: https://floofy.tech/@qualia/117279735984845457
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build on most modern motherboards.
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fucked up that computers don't look like this anymore. tell me you wouldn't live here if you were a one or a zero
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@jernej__s@infosec.exchange @spacehobo@teh.entar.net @ian@mckellar.social I'm a little confused because some of these packages seem to be for doing things I've been specifically told you can't do on Redox yet