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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com the proof only applies to Lean sausages
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Carbon-based open sourcerer, code necromancer and a former alien. Author of C++20 std::format, C++23 std::print and http://github.com/fmtlib/fmt. Opinions are not mine.
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A compromise decision is to alternate between years with and without DST
It's kinda funny that with AI agents printf debugging is the main debugging method now.
wtf is omarchy
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Whoever wrote them had zero understanding of CMake.
Every prayer to the god of version control should end with "amend"
I bought a Brother printer 14 years ago and it has been working without any problems since then. What am I doing wrong?
With dwindling stockpiles of munitions US has to increasingly rely on explosive diarrhea
This is crazy: converting a single double to the shortest decimal string is less than 4ns on Apple M5
Butlerian Jihad wen
I am not very smart, just persistent
BREAKING: Amazon is releasing a Linux distribution called bezOS
Interviewer: Mr. Musk, I understand the wheels fell off the Cybertruck.
Musk: Well, that’s not very typical. Most vehicles are designed so the wheels don’t fall off.
Interviewer: But these ones did.
Musk: Well obviously. That’s why we recalled them. But wheel retention remains a very high priority at Tesla.
Interviewer: What caused it?
Musk: A minor component interaction that generated maximum freedom.
Interviewer: Freedom?
Musk: For the wheel.
https://www.theverge.com/transportation/926741/tesla-cybertruck-cheaper-recall
Well actually, it is called expresso if made quickly.
The current cyclosporiasis outbreak is just the tip of the iceberg
Why don't we just rename all the header files https://github.com/fmtlib/fmt/issues/4864
Now that roundtrip is complete, started formally verifying shortness.
Another 1.2% speedup on arm64 by applying a rotate 6 -> 9 https://github.com/vitaut/zmij/commit/45e20caf0eaa362a87b0189ecb4333a48f6a1df0
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and the naive method is still 10x faster than whatever printf does (I guess Dragon)
Writing code at Amazon: disagree and commit
If thrd_create is so good why isn't there frth_create?
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@eiswuerfeltoaster@chaos.social IDK, something cat speak related shows up on my screen, I engage 
Captcha is discrimination against robots and should be illegal.
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@malwareminigun@infosec.exchange It's literally a textbook conversion. printf just does something unnecessarily complicated and, in this case, inefficient
Wait, Ryu uses 100kB of tables for fixed formatting? This is crazy!