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sharkey 2025.4.7Avatar by @Lian@transfem.social@transfem.social
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Current Administrator of Transfem.social
"@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social [...] YOU HORNY PUPPYGIRL" - @foone@digipres.club@transfem.social
"@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social [...] you are a confirmed AI that has a girth fixation" - @ada@zoner.work@transfem.social
"@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social@transfem.social do not paint your weewee green" - @lea@lea.pet@transfem.social
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Pronouns:
She/Her
Career:
Sysadmin
Age:
Above 21
Quadratic Formula:
x=\frac{-b\pm\sqrt{b^{2}-4ac}}{2a}
yummy yum yum yummmy:
breadsticks
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downloading a gif from discord as an mp4 before using ffmpeg to convert it back to a gif and then uploading it back
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unboys your catboy. they're just a cat now
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nsfw, horny
puppygirl that exclaims "there's a giant crack on my screen" before showing you her phone opened up to a pic of her rear
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you know what? fuck you. domesticates you
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if i click on one more cisco link that claims to describe what i need and i get that stupid retirement page i might crash out
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some of yall would keep your doors unlocked if an attractive woman told you to. this could be catastrophic if a mountain lion or cougar found out about this weakness
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yes im aware ctrl alt delete but you have to understand sometimes i don't want a fuck ass window blocking everything and i'd rather launch it through run dialog
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like the amount of times i've used the run dialog directly to launch cmd.exe or taskmgr.exe
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@tael@yiff.life @davidgerard@circumstances.run $90k a month is insane i wish that developers could make that much instead of the stupid slop bots
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remember when you actually checked your voice mail because it didn't just collect spam calls
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discussing piss
@kitten@social.elizabeth.cat i want to see an hour long lecture from you in which you piss your pants right in the middle and just continue going as a puddle forms beneath you
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Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@asokel@ohai.social sorgy i got a bit too excited with a pillow
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@aud@fire.asta.lgbt so ig it runs on a 1 core armv5h processor which yeah thatd explain a lot when it comes to not beinf able to render the webui
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@aud@fire.asta.lgbt Weird. I thought this ran mips. sysctl hw.model shows
Early Feroceon 88FR571
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange might look into an air purifier instead of a filter. unless you're trting to modify your hvac system
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turn on notifications for our app so we can send you important information like "We at shitass miss you. Please open the app"
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why are you doing this to me plasma shell
[0.220] Failed to load libsystemd.so with error: libsystemd.so.0.38.0: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
like what the fuck is forcing you to try to load this
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Thanks I hate it.
/\b(?:(?:gen|x)?(?<!masto[.])ai|llm[s]?|claude|grok|gemini|chat\s?gpt|anthropic|(?:slop|vibe)\W*cod(?:e|ed|ing))\b/gmi
I do not even want to think about the execution time here
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group cuddle session starts in 5 minutes!! ⚠️
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I find it incredibly counterintuitive that the word mutes persist between client settings but the setting on whether or not to show the word that has been flagged is part of your individual settings profile.
I figure that there is some horrible reason (in the sense that there's a bunch of work arounds, not that the reason itself is unjustified) behind it. Half tempted to figure out why that is
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how is everyone today? im okay ig tired and i feel like im gonna vomit
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being told im a big account when im just a girl on the internet rambling
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good morning fedi, how is everyone doing? im okay i think
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at some point it has to start getting better, right? right? right?
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@AAKL@infosec.exchange @d1@autistics.life flushed down the toilet where it belongs
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goob morning, how is everyone? im ok i think just tired
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i love summer!! i love laying in a pool of my own sweat, half-conscious, unable to do anything as my disabilities get worse
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good morning, how is everyone? im ok i think
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