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@asokel@ohai.social @treejo@plasmatrap.com why people are flirting with you

@catpunk@piperco.global i've woken up to what looks like a person in my room but is actually just a chair enough times that i've learned to just accept my fate instead of panicking

captured the essence of a fedi user and stored it in a small doll

@asokel@ohai.social its always "today"

@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social ooooo look at youuuu may i rub your tummy

shoots you with the beam that turns ppl into men or whatever you get to decide whether "no effect because ur immune to being male" or "no effect cuz u already are one" or "instant magical transformation" is more affirming

it wasn't really "good" but i enjoyed it got me thinking about the cycle of getting attached and sinking claws in so they don't leave and hurting them and driving them away it's not exactly subtle but it's interesting im glad i have people who are patient with me, who i can treat well

@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social fuck yea it is ​​​​​​​​​​

@asokel@ohai.social bro learning what day it is

@solonovamax@tech.lgbt can i be a puppy 🥺

​​ is it worth keeping track of my estimated hormone levels when using patches? like, are there any measurable emotional/health effects dependent on how long ago i last applied a patch? similarly, is it likely that i would experience a "period"/PMS? if so, how would i track that? i want to be aware of any unexpected factors impacting my health/mental health so i can best identify the factors i can control #hrt

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social i have no idea what scam you're describing but it sounds awesome

@mir@ice.ch3.st i'm making fun of them to an extent but it does make me happy to see someone enjoy something and highlight the parts they particularly liked and i wouldn't want to kick someone down for doing that

@asokel@ohai.social at this point the cosmic horrors will be lucky if they get the chance to kill you before some nonsense gets you first

@asokel@ohai.social a villain. a foe. an antagonist you need one to give your story direction. to keep you on your toes, keep your blood pumping. a rival to challenge your ideals

@asokel@ohai.social maybe you could run shifts where you switch places with someone on a weekly/monthly basis? it seems inhumane to keep you there indefinitely without connection to others. and surely the conditions impact your health, which impacts your work? it seems sensible for them to give you a vacation every now and then

big fan of youtube comments that say "i love how" followed by a description of something that happens in the video, verbatim, with no additional commentary they're having so much fun

@asokel@ohai.social the coffee alone is probably killing you... purely from the angle of keeping the operation running smoothly it's within their best interests to swap you out, no? i think i know the answer, but... can anyone come visit you?

a lot of you pathetic lesbians are missing out

@catpunk@piperco.global awesome!!

@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social hehehehe yeahhh ​​​​ who's a good puppy with a soft and fluffy tummy.......

@solonovamax@tech.lgbt wrrf ​​

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social the idea of it happening on fedi and being made fun of, i mean. im tired

@asokel@ohai.social @tesstherefusinggirl@is.beeping.pet i've heard a few folks say that their period is like their body trying to kill them every month so it tracks (although as i understand it, symptoms that extreme may be abnormal and require medical attention)

@asokel@ohai.social augh im sorry man that's a lot to deal with. you must feel really lonely out there you are clearly a kind and selfless person and you don't deserve to be subjected to that look, the simple answer is that you're relatively attractive, and people find you and your reactions to being teased amusing. the more complex answer is - i think - that you seem very starved of love and attention and people really wanna give you that because they want to see you happy

new game where every time i think about killing someone they get a point and the person who gets the most points in a day wins a hug so i don't forget that they matter

@tesstherefusinggirl@is.beeping.pet @asokel@ohai.social ohh okay. that makes sense

@green@mk.absturztau.be rolling up to the boys with tits convention with two bird cages (and huge knockers)