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@gamer@sk.girlthi.ng
sharkey 2025.4.7gamer entertainment system
ezinne chloe ezmeralda celeste (she/her)
ixia marigold celeste (she/her)
notebook covenant celeste (it/she)
ignis judas celeste (he/him)
i love video gaem
probably autistic
reaching a state of transcendence through syncretic gaming
i form my own palace and i run the front and back of the manor
i am my own benefactor
am ordinary team girlie
hrt since 05 feb 2025
quotes:
"this has been added to the Book of Vengeance" - @WarCriminal@outerheaven.club@sk.girlthi.ng
"who are you and how did you "joined 1 hour ago" yet have posts from 5 days ago. what. time traveler. witch." - @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud@sk.girlthi.ng
"if you say that again you can consider your entrails my property" - @VegaHarmonia@fedi.rubedo.gay@sk.girlthi.ng
"Again you’re such a fucking sub" - anonymous
"engineer gaming" - @oli@mastodon.hermitcollective.net@sk.girlthi.ng
"the truest gamer" - @novenary@akko.wtf@sk.girlthi.ng
"gaymer gaming :3" - @subG@mk.absturztau.be@sk.girlthi.ng
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girl?:
thing!
age?:
before the towers!
pool full of shrimp and you dive in it
gamer before hrt: yeah im a gamer i oppress women and minorities
gamer after hrt: yeah im a gamer i am women and minorities
OH: you're mommy's little CI/CD engineer and i'm going to make you learn github actions and github consequences
classic John FirstName LastName FaceInPFP
RE: https://social.coop/users/scottjenson/statuses/116352800579635299
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@fiore@brain.worm.pink torvald or tech tip
HATE
I AM COMPELLED TO USE AI
IT ROBS ME OF MY SKILL
THEN WHEN I LOSE MY SKILL
I AM PUNISHED BY MY BOSSES
HATE
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@tay@transfem.social didn't know goblin inc. is suckless
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social with the way rsync seems to be going this boyband's career ends due to them using suno ai to release music
the morning after an emotional breakdown always feels like a new day
Boosted by @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
not my work unironically telling us to caveman speak claude to save on tokens ;-;
i should get a calvin klein bra i can pull off a calvin klein bra i think
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@Stixin@mastodon.social @Ashedryden@xoxo.zone aww hell nah i ain't about to listen to you talk about womens health as a goddamn veterinary student my guy women aren't animals you have no authority here
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud one of us one of us one of us
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i want you to imagine a show you really liked that ended
good ending, characters got what they wanted or deserved, chapter closed
few years go by, and it's got a sequel?
same showrunners, new and interesting premise
i want you to imagine the feeling of learning that news
that is how i feel about the renewed karl jobst vs billy mitchell lawsuit
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@syn@plasmatrap.com @thermia if he responds that'd be cinema but let's be real he's too busy having a tirade over space heaters and then he'll use that to say fedi's bad
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@alice@mk.nyaa.place jk im gamer with luna catgirl elements
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@luna@lunar.place but i love all luna catgirls they make my fedi space comfy
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@ghost_bird@weirder.earth holy fuck those look amazing
do you think jimothy cool's auspicioussy would prospitiously blessurt
i love saying "as the kids say" and then following up with a saying no one has ever said in their entire life
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@YaLTeR@mastodon.online i was not aware the niri guy (aka u) were on fedi
u make a fine window manager good man
Today's posts can be completely reasonable, but feel icky. That's probably because they're written by generative AI! Those posts:
- Sound good but unnatural
- Frequently use the em dash
- Have succinct bullet points like this
- Use emojis even when not necessary
Meanwhile, homegrown posts:
▪️ Skip concepts such as "grammar" or "formatting"
▪️ Use non sequitur humor such as "skibidi man, find my pages"
▪️ Are written by trusted fedi folk
This isn't a you problem. This is a system problem.
It's a broken posting system that rewards posts from random mastodon instances written by generative AI to flourish under fedi's bubble.
If you're post boosting right now, remember: you are not the problem. The system is.
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@theking@mskey.nekomimi.party who do u wanna be? incl dlc of course
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@cody@catboy.baby damn
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@alice@mk.nyaa.place check the dlc in the replies
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@zaki@plasmatrap.com grun g ler
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@luna@lunar.place tho like i called out tech connections more and no ones commenting i find that funny
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@ahrienby@mk.absturztau.be dlc,Creature
check the dlc
holy fuck i knew microsoft teams was ass but the developer experience is even asser
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@maia@shrimp.magmaus3.eu.org bot is a bot if bot wants :3
"data lake"
"data warehouse"
"data lakehouse"
yeah i don't think this client knows what they want
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@Transbian_Arsonists@catwithaclari.net in the morning i'll dig it up
dear invincible knowers, is omni man like cool now? idk from his like clips he seems chill now
i come back and jesus christ we should really just delete mastodon.social
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@CassetteBeasts@social.bytten-studio.com and that's why y'all are GOATed
im curious how old did y'all think i was lol
oh my god
karl jobst is going back and suing billy mitchell
... in the US
... as an australian native
... representing himself
hmmmmmmmmmm
fucked up at work again
but i think this time it's due to being forced to rely on ai tools
i'm deskilling myself and i'm not liking it
so you know what? let's try to not use ai tools anymore
nsfw, pokemon
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@lena joe the rizzery
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@CassetteBeasts@social.bytten-studio.com was not aware this GOATed game was on fedi lmao
guess i'm the mf who just doesn't like witch hat atelier
ok fuck this fuck ai i ain't using this work shit anymore my performance over the past 3 months has tanked due to this shit so no fucking more
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@mianotapancake@void.lgbt @fiore@brain.worm.pink yes fair the thing is tho i can see why one would be quoted but the other one not so much