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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz this is why I'm emotionally distanced from my family
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mangy stray mutt
unemployed for so long it became part of my identity
https://www.n33r.dog/
buy me a Monster: https://ko-fi.com/n33r_dog
Creature of the Night in spirit, but way too sleepy
goddess at oral
will bark for food
in a committed polycule with ~30 spiders
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
clicker trained
"endearingly problematic" @aura@gts.foxsnuggl.es
"medium-sized dog with a small-dog attitude" @whiteline@shitposter.world
"the best human trafficking partner i coulda asked for" @embers@chaos.social
"got me addicted to Ketamine" @TechUr@shitposter.world
"hard shell, biggest sweetheart in the core" @Override@mk.absturztau.be
"somehow one of fedi’s most unhinged shitposters, and also the only German I know who regularly goes to bed before midnight" @aens@transfem.social
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playing WoW again
fun fact: the reason we generally don't get fungal infections is that we are very slightly too warm for fungi to grow in us
now imagine what could happen if the average temperature of the world kept rising and fungi adapted to survive higher temperatures :3
god I really really realyl need to pee I didn't go once
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playing factorio on ritalin is awesome
you stop playing and it's dark and you have no idea what day it is
Open quoted postI don't do "titty skittles" or "antiboyotics"
I inject HERoin
one of those days
"your actions have consequences"
yeah but in my experience my inactions have way worse consequences :<
I haven't eaten in 36 hours
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quick 30 minute session
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???????
and today I pass by Adolph's fucking bakery????????
what is going on????
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deadass just saw a grandma drive past in Hitlers car
Cologne isn't fucking real
Open quoted postplaying factorio on ritalin is awesome
you stop playing and it's dark and you have no idea what day it is
I completely forgot that Trump pardoned Ross Ulbricht in 2025 lmao
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz the demon is the tool
maxwell's demon TAS 100%
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update: third degree burns in the mouth area
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz we actually didn't domesticate cats
we just had all these granaries full of grain that attracted mice and rats and the cats followed
they just kinda stayed around
and they bring you (mostly) alive prey because they do the same to their kittens, so they can learn to hunt
they think you're a terrible hunter
open file:///dev/urandom in your browser
download and save the file
the reasons stars appear star shaped to us is because of tiny suture lines in our lens acting as an aperture
and since each persons lines are slightly different everyone sees stars slightly different
Name her
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@desea@snug.moe "the greatest trick the devil ever played was convince the world that Hitler was German"
quick 30 minute session
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sui
deadass just saw a grandma drive past in Hitlers car
Cologne isn't fucking real
suicide mentioned
send your 
friends images of tech gore from time to time to keep them in their place
friends images of tech gore from time to time to keep them in their placeI'm joining the war on humanity on the side of fungi
black mold is honestly not that dangerous its all propaganda
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@desea@snug.moe he was Austrian!!!!
when reading sqrt the intelligent person reads "square root" but the wise person reads "squirt" send post
I wish I was on drugs rn :(
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@desea@snug.moe I'd be quite angry I think
"5 likes isn't a lot"
imagine 5 girls kissing you tho
I feel like beer produces like at least +20% extra piss compared to water
what do I do with the rest of the stimulant hours,,,,,
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@lispi314@udongein.xyz you really think someone would do that????
they're feeding the beast chili cheese nuggets in approximately 3 minutes 