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@elfin@mstdn.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "oh, so you think you can *cook*, now? ::tosses them apron:: dinner's at 1930hrs. Every day. We expect something ready, different, that we like, and everyone has their own ideas about what is good/they want.. Welcome to hell. "

@stux@mstdn.social anomalocaris existed. Weird is how life rolls. We are hairless bipedal apes, who move by climbing into boxes made of once molten metal, and obtain things by showing little plastic rectangles to each other.

@elfin@mstdn.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social you could spend 12hrs cooking, bring to the table a risotto piedmontese, with mushrooms and herbs, a sizzling, medium rare, perfectly seared filet mignon medallion, expertly wrapped in bacon, along a duck confit, preceded by a salade niçoise and caldo verde, followed by a deconstructed tiramisu old school, and they're gonna go "meh, do we have chicken strips?" ::scratches own face off::

@elfin@mstdn.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social exactly what every parent of teens was thinking, yup yup

#TurdReich #USPol

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @RiaResists@mastodon.social NATURALLY, the MAGAts at large won't be affected. in their tiny,reptilian "minds", testifying before Congress is some form of punishment that they can NOT comprehend or explain, so they think Smith is being given his punishment. They can NOT envision why this will generate more evidence and grounds to fuck with the cretins who whipped them into a foamy rage. #TurdReich #MAGAts #JackSmith #USPol

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social WANT

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social yeah, but can't find either the video or article itself anywhere. No, I don't have or go to facebook.

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social oops, that's it. That's the line for texas.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social it's VERY disturbing to find myself agreeing with Walsh, yet here we are.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ....why.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ...confused?

@stux@mstdn.social "PROMISE???"

I move we rename the #cyclospora outbreak #MAGArrhea

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social if Laws are even followed,by then, but sure. I have a better idea. Take majority of Senate and House. impeach motherfucker. Arrest his ass.Execute for treason. Along with his entire cabinet. Make the executions PPV events;we will pay a chunk of domestic debt.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I would try to help, but 1- I gave up trying to save them 2- I actively want them to suffer for a LONG time. No exceptions. No excuses. They had their chances and excuses. Millions died because of them. Fuck every MAGAt to hell.

lulz

@inthehands@hachyderm.io Stop ICE.Dismantle DHS. Arrest, *de-naturalize*/revoke citizenship (they want it for others, so it must be ok for THEM) and *deport* (ditto) every single individual who ever worked for ICE, to some country they never been to. It's only fair. Delenda MAGA. #TurdReich #ICE #MAGAt #nazi #USPol

@nixCraft@mastodon.social it's them LLMs isn't it

@catsalad@infosec.exchange laugh all you want, but we had access to portable/ruggedized spectrometer, tomography and various CBRNE sensor/scanner types. We were bored, a lot. We had things to do, but those were keep-busy bullshit. You know what's NOT bullshit? *Proving* that low sodium shoyu is just regular shoyu, but watered down. ::nods sagely:: Every piece of gear cost more than our salaries. Thanks, US taxpayers.

@ArtHarg@mastodon.nl @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social the whole problem is people were against the execution of confederacy lead stooges. Had they hanged, we would not be where we are, now. While I agree the humiliation would be good, legalities would be corrupted to release *it* from prison. Abd leading THAT charge would be the centrists who yammer about "sanctity of life", but take antibiotics when they have a bacterial infection. It's not *life* that is sacred; it's the consciousness it potentially affords.

@mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social @killyourfm@layer8.space *crisEs ;)

@mcnado@mstdn.social cultists are not susceptible to reality. MAGAts don't care,irrespective. He really could shoot or rape a child in plain daylight, live tv and they would still adore him, because he lets them be the shitty excuses for humans they want to be. Consider the core of MAGA a solid percentile of US pop that WILL vote for the orange douche. Question is, what will the REST of us do?

@killyourfm@layer8.space I feel very seen

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social so, how did the bag of shit sent the xeet*?

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@256@mastodon.social oooh, gather around kids... look, a time when the internet WORKED!!

@brad@m.toad.host ...quiche?

@jcrabapple@dmv.community something -something- ai

@mattblaze@federate.social good lord, how will you ever survive the loss?!?!?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Evil ages you. Drugs pickle you.

@stux@mstdn.social ah, yes, the other accursed image format.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social someone once quipped something about how fangs ruin any cute pout.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Does anybody have the video or transcript for Bunmi Laditan tutorial on how to make toast for a toddler? I can't find it anymore.

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Harald is some evidence that you needn't be totally shitty to be privileged, and that common values born out of adversity generate some empathy. His brood, tho, ooph. While inbreeding might skip a generation, affluenza never fails to crook a character.

@stux@mstdn.social ::closes eyes puts fingers into ears:: LA LAAALAAAALAALAAAAAAA

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social suggestion: cornell hashtag, among others, to make it easier for people to find and/or see this

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I know it's a lie, because there is no way in hell it's ONLY 88F in Pensacola.

@gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe 😂

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social counterpoint: CNN is Fox, now.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Disturbing

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social me, off screen, wishing they'd all end each other and leave me alone, since I might have gotten 2-3hrs of sleep, and haven't had coffee yet.

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social inbreeding is bad in mammals, cruel in primates, and terrible among humans. So I guess not so bad for the tRumps

@stux@mstdn.social 😬

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social * Spinosaur

@stux@mstdn.social the part that makes you want to hit your head on the wall is hearing the exact same shit about NFTs, crypto, timeshare condos, flexible rate mortgage bonds, etc etc etc

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ::nods approvingly::

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social why must we suffer

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social HAMMERSPACE

@stux@mstdn.social @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu ...and good luck to the idiots. There is a reason we have been using RSS and email for a while, irregardless of the best efforts of idiots like them to erase RSS and email.