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@caseynewton@mastodon.social I think you meant latter.
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Clapping when a plane lands is so lame, and anyone who does it betrays their absolute podunkery—but when you’re riding a bus, it’s OK to clap at every single stop like I do.
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@molly0xfff Sure, but that doesn’t make Kalshi a *special* interest—it’s just a normal, like, totally chill interest. See the difference?
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@agiletortoise@mastodon.social As a consumer, I’ve given up on using the App Store for anything other than downloading apps (that I discovered elsewhere) and reading update release notes.
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I had this googled on the screen of my phone, all set to make a “Board of Peace” joke, when I saw a commentator make the same comparison. So instead I’ll go with “Bored of Peace.” I haven’t seen that yet. But of course it’s been done somewhere. Post-satire reality. The jokes are all the same and they’re real life, not jokes.
RE: https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/116539482409632673
This is a bummer—but also, if it really ran afoul of the law, that’s life. The biggest takeaway from all this gerrymandering madness is this: In a post-shame political environment, we need to agitate for a national redistricting standard that puts all states on an even playing field. I don’t know if that requires a constitutional amendment or what, but fuck all this cynical race-to-the-bottom shit.
I don’t want to tell car alarm designers how to do their jobs, but I would argue if a car alarm is going off for an hour straight without being disabled, there’s probably very little utility for it to continue going off. So, I’m thinking, maybe build in an auto-off timer. Or a self-destruct mechanism. I don’t actually care how, I just want it to shut the f%^k up.
The real Jeeves were the questions we asked along the way.
Most non-U.S. countries use a different date format, so they actually make their “May the fourth” jokes on April 5.
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@chockenberry The report that Liquid Glass isn’t “going away” in OS 27 seems incredibly obvious to anyone who cares enough to even know who Alan Dye is, but this is the type of stuff that’s reasonable to expect. Here’s hoping there’s much more to come.
It’s disgusting that the Iranian government is threatening to shut down any media company that doesn’t report on the war the way the ayatollah wants.
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social It takes a gameshow host to stand up to a gameshow host, apparently.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116563149543761929
I think the AI bros and their political arm will soon seem very similar to the gun lobby in the face of tragedy. Except, instead of “Dead kids are a small price to pay for the FREEDOM TO SHOOT THINGS!”, it will be “Dead kids are a small price to pay for TECHNOLOGICAL PROGRESS!”
Expect them to start promoting every “solution” (mental health, age verification, bulletproof smartphones, etc.) other than regulation of AI, even a little bit.
The serious injury is obviously that America would have to hear Trump whine and snivel about not getting whatever he wants RIGHT NOW. And I, for one, do not know how much more of that I can take.
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116552230876565703
You’ve heard of the “madman theory” of foreign policy, right? Well, check out the “dumbass theory”.
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116544401204162496
This is why we can be absolutely certain the government has no information about extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@conlan/116539567028045072
I’ve gotten more pissed off about this over the course of the day. About gerrymandering, I mean, not the court ruling. The Trumpian acceptance—nay, *enthusiasm*—for blatant, predatory exploitation of the system is now the standard political posture: “We are going to cheat to stay in power, because we can.”
The explicit replacement of “It’s the right thing to do” with “I’m allowed to do it” is a societal death knell. If we’re to survive, we need guardrails. We need accountability. We need shame.
This shit makes me so goddamn furious. We need to hold RFK and his minion fuckwits civilly liable, at the least, for the untold death and suffering they’re responsible for. History will remember them as not only crackpots but also criminals against humanity.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/us/politics/fda-covid-vaccine-studies.html?unlocked_article_code=1.gFA.7Y-j.IS6KAZwdZ-jx&smid=url-share
‘I know you are, but what am I??’
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116511869955555085
I guess people are upset that he’s not talking about the ballroom enough.
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@gedeonm@mastodon.social This is interesting. Most people who want to end time changes prefer permanent DST. I bet the disagreement about *which* time to make permanent is part of the reason it still hasn’t happened.