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@WoodshopHandman@poa.st
pleroma 2.10.2-442-gb68f13b9-developWoodshop "Danger" Handman
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Joined March 03, 2021
"The Industrial Revolution Created Autism" Theory
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @nugger@poa.st >Search nugger's post history for "booties" and "footies" and none of the results match this
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st @Shadowbroker2135@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Never stopped me from pretending I got stung around cute girls
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@MisterLister@poa.st @wizardmanperson@poa.st Niggas are making us intelligent misogynists look bad
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @cdlp@clubcyberia.co >Breakcore is Dadaism for Music, and it has an Aesthetic Appeal in being incredibly Unaesthetic, Anti‑Art
nigga what the fuck are you talking about
"How to Train Your Dragon" is actually kinda crazy because it's the only piece of media I've seen where the creators thought "What if the viking girl was just really cute instead of some 7' muscle mommy femdom fetish thing for fucked up weirdos?"
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@nozaki@shin.mugicha.club He's been insulting and snapping at wald for months because wald got pussy when he was younger and teto hasn't even had a girlfriend at age 30 even though he was a good goy and focused on having a career and all that
>Get job that pays decently
>AI recruiters start hounding me to work for an $8 decrease in pay at their company
>AI recruiters start hounding me to work for an $8 decrease in pay at their company
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@MachineMadeDog@poa.st @Kazak@shin.mugicha.club @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co Yeah but what flavors are they
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@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @nierenstein@poa.st "Aren't you glad we didn't make a stealth game instead? Look how annoying that would be!"
PARADOXICALLY, IT IS NOT THE ACHIEVEMENT OF IDEALS BUT THE PURSUIT OF THEM THAT GRANTS FULFILLMENT
SO WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE NOT DATING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND THEIR PERFECT TRAD WIFE OR FIND SOMEONE TO MATCH THEIR SEXUAL FANTASIES OR WHATEVER
UNDERSTAND THAT THEY'RE RETARDED
THEY WOULDN'T BE HAPPY IF THEY ACTUALLY GOT EVERYTHING THEY THOUGHT WOULD MAKE THEM HAPPY
Chat, we need to book flights to germany to hold Wald down and force him to watch while we smash every single device he has capable of connecting to the internet for his own good
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st @Shadowbroker2135@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Weird ass germans
Years ago a friend's Jeep Cherokee was having issues and it let him sit about an hour away from home, but I was able to figure out that the engine only shut off if you stepped off the throttle, so we went to the parking lot where it was and I used my forklift driving skills to keep the gas pedal feathered even at red lights while my left foot was on the brake (I have no idea how this worked, it was an automatic). The entire drive home we listened to that song on repeat at max volume.
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st @Shadowbroker2135@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st That's how you care for jellyfish stings, nigga
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@Brandschatzer@wolfgirl.bar @MisterLister@poa.st @themilkman@shitposter.world "UOH GILF GRANNY HAG SEX HAG SEX FLOPPY SAGGY WRINKLED BOOBIES AND BARREN OVARIES UOOOOHHH"
A lot of autists are actually just ahead of the curve in society but unfortunately that curve slopes down
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @cdlp@clubcyberia.co >He, like the Dadaists, gave up certain Norms of Music‑making and in other Areas made them Hyperprominent
Idk what tf dadaists are but lots of artists do this shit and then what they do integrates into the norm BECAUSE it has appeal. Saying that they make something ugly on purpose is cope because there are blatantly obvious ways to make it unappealing that they don't do, because they still want it to be "good".
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@wan@wolfgirl.bar @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world >He doesn't know the earth is already a dyson sphere
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@Kazak@shin.mugicha.club @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co Honestly I think if anyone ever commits to the "energy drinks designed to look like magic potions" idea, you could hella have a collection based on "lost lands" like Agartha, Lemuria, Atlantis, El Dorado, Hyperborea, etc.
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @cdlp@clubcyberia.co Oh okay so you just made your argument even worse?
>Free-Forms (No Rhythm)
Free-Forms still generally have rhythm. Biggest example I can think of is 21st Century Schizoid Man and the free-form jazz segment from Spongebob
You know, I was thinking about this on the drive home from work last night. Looking back, the Colombian girl was actually the most fun I've had being in a relationship with someone, like she was actually super enjoyable to be around. It's a shame I just didn't develop amorous feelings for her.
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st @Shadowbroker2135@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Normal people don't want cute girls they have a crush on to get stung by a jellyfish just so they can take care of them, Waldbrand
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@Brandschatzer@wolfgirl.bar >Or I would go completely into Psychological, Surreal Horror about Molestation, without ever actually revealing it's about that and just telling it via Implication.
How original
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CONGRATULATIONS! ZOG/The Elites/Shadow Wizard Money Gang/whoever has finally created a mass-producible gas that renders everyone it touches infertile/impotent. They've decided to gas the planet with it, but leave one city untouched to be able to slowly repopulate the world, and they've chosen (through complete random) YOU to get to be the one to decide which city's inhabitants will be the only ones who get to reproduce! Some things to consider:
>What kinds of people live in that city?
>How capable would they be to expand and live beyond that city once the rest of the world dies out?
>How will the rest of the world react when they find out that only one city has people who can still have children?
>How defensible is that city if the rest of the world gets hostile?
You (and your immediate family, if you have one) will have arrangements made to move to that city without hassle, but your economic stature will stay the same, so you need not worry about that.
Which city do you choose?
Mods, make this man get the Malo Mart song stuck in his head
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@kernow@clubcyberia.co >at some level I'm always playing a character if I'm talking to someone
Nigga that's part of the real you
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IMAGINE A CUTE WITCH GIRL RIDING ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st @Shadowbroker2135@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Well it ain't exactly normal
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @cdlp@clubcyberia.co And I'm saying that if they wanted to make their work ugly, they would have just thrown in random noises without a beat.
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@MachineMadeDog@poa.st Don't get me wrong, I dodged a bullet by breaking up with her when I did, but I still had a better time dating her for a few months than I did dating any of the white women I've been in a relationship with
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@Waldbrand@poa.st @cdlp@clubcyberia.co No that's completely stupid, it's like math rock but with emphasis on drums. If it wanted to have no appeal, it wouldn't have any rhythm at all.