Touhou Armpit Porn

IS IT WORTH IT

>log onto fedi >naked girl asshole >chinese nigga car crash >fat penis jerking off >30 minion memes >12 posts about saving the white race with a brown gf

imagine pushing your boner against this tummy instead of your mattress

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co the hustlification of hobbies "huh you're really good at fixing houshold things, haev you thought about starting a business?" There's also the fact that people compare themselves to the top 1% of any hobby at any given moment via social media and get discouraged. and some hobbies are just expensive to do

why not just slaughter it normally and eat it

sir they just gooned the second ball

just saw a guy flirting with a girl and she turned red i live life vicariously through the actions of those around me.

they made her employim!

@egirlyuumimain@poa.st i wish anime girls were real but still anime i wish i was anime

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co they're just returning to their homeland till the war dies down

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@Tony@clew.lol I’m knotting rn 😟 My penis is stuck inside my couch cushions as we speak!

@monkey@brain.worm.pink turned mine off yay!!!!!!!! no more slavery till tomorrow

"i bet you let any cable in this hole"

at the point where i don’t want to be raped anymore just end my shit

i an toe yeaws owd 🥺

straight up bs i try canceling my order and suddenly the order is coming tomorrow instead of in a week

@Tony@clew.lol Not really rape tbh

@harblinger@wizard.casa imagine your smart toilet says "you've reached your poopage limit" and it only accepts pee and cum for the rest of the month what would you do? "erm you haven't flashed shitfucker os yet? normie." Bruh ion trying to do allat ill just pay for premium stupid nerds.

being so fr rn i've been eating straight bullshit for the past week because i accidentally put all my money in my retirement account this month and idk how to pull it out.

@Tony@clew.lol guess i'll wait 50 years to eat the food man what the hell Man what the 🐀 who designed this BULLSHIT system "yeah man just put your money here and wait till you're on your death bed then live in poverty."

@harblinger@wizard.casa you didn't factor in antibiotics one antibiotic and that's it your existing auth profile is finished

@harblinger@wizard.casa then what's really the point of the poopID just verify with your username and password occasionally reverify personal info

@Tony@clew.lol i made so much ai porn of this one girl that the ai porn actually slowly over time morphed into a completely different thing separate from the og reference now making porn based on the reference because the og photo doesn’t look good to me anymore

they’re making ai porn out of ai porn. has science gone goon far?

The more I escape from reality into anime or any other medium of entertainment I stop desiring real life things and find myself at such peace I end up pushing people away Then when I awake from the trance i look around and see myself all alone once again. We need the goytopia machines to come faster then I can truly integrate myself with anime

Waste of money Could’ve just gotten dumbbells Or calisthenics equipment

@mushroom_soup@poa.st MEI MEI SUPREMACY RAHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

@MisanthropicLudditeMan@nicecrew.digital @harblinger@wizard.casa poop ID 2 factor authentication code to your phone

We actually place too much pressure on children me thinks. Everyday school? wake up at 6am!!??? for what? 8 hours of BULLSHIT and then one lunch they don't even have time to socialize which is why you get kids talking during class "do it outside of school" NIGGA WHEN!!! Then they get homeowork ok yeah just take up MORE of their time with more bullshit it's not like they're learning anything valuable anyway cut out a few classes and then maybe it would be a good thing for kids to do 3-4 hours of school and then they have enough time to actually live i remember after i graduated hs i actually became severely depressed because now wtf am i supposed to do? No school for the rest of my life?? Erm... hello? especially if the kid is retarded and incel like me you're actually raped forever.

do you guys actually wear pajamas