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@stux@mstdn.social
Here's an idea - empty every ice machine in every trump motel on the East coast and dump the ice into the pool. Cool the water - kill the algae.
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@cstross@wandering.shop
Greenland will finally become green with endless farms growing coffee, tobacco and pineapples.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social them’s ain’t in the Bible!!!
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
They say GOOD things happen in threes
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@nf3xn
What a surprise: Iran's foreign ministry said there had been no talks between Iran and the U.S., though some countries in the region were attempting to reduce tensions.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
What happens when a moron trying to fight blockheads.
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@Strandjunker@mstdn.social
Easy - trump’s staff is getting better and faster in diaper-changing.
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@mattsheffield
Nah, Americans wouldn’t be stupid enough to follow an empty suite (or a tank top) spewing idiotic ideas.
Or would they …
Mr. President, your bone spurs are showing.
‘Stop f***ing eating people’: Russian troops accused of eating comrades as front-line starvation spreads
Or as we used to say:
Сидят и кушают бойцы товарищей своих.
Too bad - #Zuckerberg could have sold ZILLIONS virtual data centers:
Meta is shutting down VR social platform Horizon Worlds in further pivot away from the #metaverse
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/18/meta-horizon-worlds-metaverse-vr.html
I can see flat-earthers having some issues with this:
https://www.complex.com/life/a/tracewilliamcowen/evangelist-warns-pastors-ufo-disclosure
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@Free_Press this video will soon be classified Совершенно Секретно. Viewing and distribution to be punishable be up to 5 years of imprisonment.
Holy shit! Things must REALLY suck at trumpland when this happens:
Alex Jones calls for immediate Trump impeachment
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5996424-alex-jones-trump-impeachment-iran
Newest addition to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Except this one is in Indian Ocean.
How to waste a hundred bucks without really trying:
Tragic. Simply tragic.
Why do bad things keep happening to such wonderful people. And their phallic spaceships:
Elon should start wearing "Forget occupying Mars, let's just get to LEO" t-shirts.
SpaceX Starship launch aborted when engines fail to start just before takeoff
#Iran had 'specific' plan to kill #trump US media report citing Israeli intel https://flip.it/lPZ-HP
and the plan failed because too many volunteers were jumping in front of the shooter yelling ‘Please let me. I’ll do it. ‘
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@Nonilex@masto.ai wonder how much does #trump expect to make in transit fees while #Iran is blocking the straits.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
What WINNING looks like in AmeRika
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@realTuckFrumper@mastodon.social
TBF Austria doesn’t have that much airspace to close.
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@sccdp@sfba.social I wouldn’t take this meeting even if #trump paid ME $500,000.
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@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Yep, real shame…