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There's something queer about a lot of things in this movie.
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Vincent Price being in this mystery movie reminds me of Midsomer Murders when the special guest star is, like, David Warner and OF COURSE the murderer is David Warner.
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The butler DIDN'T do it!
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this is so sapphic
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Y'all you do NOT want to fuck with rabies
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You can't just kill Vincent Price!
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Okay but that was great how they were getting all excited for hidden treasure behind that panel and NOPE
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I'm enjoying these lesbians.
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Off with "his physician" huh
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
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Little bat squeaks 🥰
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"They don't like service in the country" wow okay lady
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Oh now she's coming on to Judie
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Imagine being able to afford housing as a writer.
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Extremely dramatic stair-climbing music.
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All right, whoever had the money on that cop, there ya go.
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RIP my new favorite predatory lesbian
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He ain't afraid of no ghost.
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TIME FOR LADIES TO MAKE OUT
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It's a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!
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"They?"
You know. THEM.
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You married a goth, I'm not sure what you expected, sir.
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This movie is kind of making me want to rewatch Crimson Peak.
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So much for his rental deposit.
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I DARE.
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"Sometimes people don't listen to warnings that might save them."
This movie is dropping truth bombs.
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Oh boy, lots of stock footage!
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This looks like performance art. Like a stage show.
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@Lazarou@mastodon.social Unless they were MEANT to go back in time and kill that lizard!
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Well be a nice neighbor and help those ghosts load up those moving boxes.
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NOPE kick 'em out!
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Ooohhhhh, she's trying to drag her out the window for spooky ghost lesbian sexytimes
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Oh, good old-fashioned heterosexuality!
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You could just like NOT stand there while the haunted rope wraps itself around your ankle
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@jadebees@sunny.garden Oh, here we go! Just the exteriors, though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennis_House
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"Hmm, I have hair and flesh... 🤔" -everyone at this party
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This is... this is gay. These men are in a homosexual relationship. With each other.
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I hate it when my roof leaks used motor oil.
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Wait, Vincent Price is in a movie with murders and he didn't do them? Well, not this particular set?
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Public Service Announcement: Avoid contact with bats, they can carry rabies.
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@diazona@techhub.social Let's be honest, that would be a feature in an AirBnB listing.
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She should just sloooowly raise her hand and give him the middle finger.
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I am excited to see some rubber bats being yanked around on strings, which I am assuming is what's in store for us tonight.
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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town This sounds like rich people problems, she's not waking up for that.
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Rewatched David Lynch's Dune last night and the amount of creature and miniatures work would make it great for #monsterdon if it wasn't for the, you know, tightly-reined-in availability.
Though now that I look it up, it IS on Tubi... until the end of the month.
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Surprise surprise, the source material for that was written by a woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Roberts_Rinehart
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So that was a fun little mystery story! Actually kept most of us guessing until the end, also A++ lesbian innuendo, very appreciated.
Good night, #monsterdon, shout-out to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for organizing, and see y'all next week!
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@jadebees@sunny.garden It does look like the kind of building that has its own Wikipedia page.
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