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Quinn Norton (@quinn@social.circl.lu)

My fellow journalists, I need you to stop talking about the Turing Test; it was never a good metric. Turing was a computer scientist, not a psychologist. ELIZA passed it, and also was a decent Person-centered therapy bot. Some people actually used it that way, even knowing it was a bot. A) There are many paths to the top of a mountain, and B) LLMs and other AIs aren't real girls and boys just because we feel they are.

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MikroTik (@mikrotik@mikrotik.social)

Attached: 1 image Anyone else using those fancy CAT6 cables? 😼

myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

"Want anything from the store?" (I'm feeling a bit sick and over stimulated) "just some vanilla ice cream" (later... phone rings) "Uh... babe...there are six kinds of vanilla ice cream? French Vanilla? Vanilla Bean? Classic Vanilla? Cutting Edge Vanilla?..." Why would they do this? Why did they take vanilla ice cream: the food of people who are feeling plain and simple and overwhelmed and make it complex? [ ] Classic Vanilla [ ] Vanilla Bean [ ] French Vanilla [ ] Country Style Vanilla

FunHouse Radio (@funhouseradio@mastodon.world)

Attached: 1 image ► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN Try the stream for more laughs! #meme #memes #cat #caturday #cats #signs #pets #irl #funny #lol #omg

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Ham on Wry (@HamonWry@mastodon.world)

Donald Trump started the war in Iran to distract from his involvement with Epstein. After a disastrous six weeks in Iran, Melania Trump has now come out to distract from Donald Trump’s cluster fvck in Iran by bringing attention back to Epstein. #trump #MAGA #melaniatrump #iran #EpsteinFiles #epstein #war #news #irony #worldnews #mala

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Gearlandia

MikroTik: "As punishment for using GenAI cat tail for April …" - mikrotik.social

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> "I'M GOING TO EXPOSE SOME TONY LORE" > lockfags the thread There y'go @Tony I did it for you, you're welcome btw. (Also you sound like a drunk emo lesbian)

Ham on Wry (@HamonWry@mastodon.world)

You’re given a chocolate Easter bunny and you take the first bite. Where do you start? #poll #chocolate #easter [ ] Ears [ ] Belly [ ] Butt [ ] I don’t eat chocolate

Kingu's Music Tournaments (@Kingu@metalhead.club)

💀🥁 Round V - Phase 2 - Match 3/3 Those albums where eliminated in phase 1... :( Select the one you think should be saved :mastodon: Please 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗦𝗧 ➡️See pinned post on profile for the tournament rules #KingusMusicTournaments #MusicTournament #PunkRock #Punk #KMTPoll #Music [ ] Hüsker Dü, Zen Arcade (1984) [ ] NOFX, Punk in Drublic (1994) [ ] The Exploited, Punks Not Dead (1981)

Randahl Fink (@randahl@mastodon.social)

A lot can happen in 57 years. In 1969 the corrupt President Nixon was president, the U.S. could not afford universal healthcare but did find the money to go to the moon while waging a war in Vietnam. In 2026 the corrupt President Trump is president, the U.S. still cannot afford universal healthcare but does find the money to go to the moon while waging a war in Iran.

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beSpacific (@bespacific@newsie.social)

Federal judge March 31 ordered construction be halted on #Trump proposed #WhiteHouse #ballroom, to be built in place of demolished #EastWing, saying work must come to stop until project receives go-ahead from #Congress.The decision came after months of litigation in front of Judge Richard J. Leon, an appointee of President George W. Bush, who had previously declined to step in. #ruleoflaw #democracy #authoritarian.Trump: "we know that congressional approval is not necessary to put up a ballroom"

Panonymous (@Panonymous@mastodon.world)

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lain (@lain@lain.com)

sorry guys, you can't come here anymore...

Ciara (@CiaraNi@mastodon.green)

Attached: 1 image It's Almost Easter Monday. The Monday before Easter Monday. The first day of the Easter holidays, for many. Glædelig mandag. Whether you’re on holidays or not, here's a postcard from #Aarhus, just to wish you a good week.

myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

The vast majority of people who will be impacted by trans bans in sports will be little girls with short hair or arms that are "too muscular." It will also mean that when a woman is good at her sport the disgusting grumbling and whispering about "may she is he" gets taken more seriously. This happened with Paula Radcliffe for running marathons too fast. If it helps you to think of a white cis woman being the victim of this. Of course little black girls will take the brunt of this. As ever.