Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 2mo ago Replying to @FlippoFlip@norden.social @catsalad t-shirt when? @FlippoFlip@norden.social @catsalad@infosec.exchangehttps://www.gothicat.net/product/meowdivisiontshirt/ GOTHICAT - GOTH FELINE KVLT Meow Division - T-shirt - GOTHICAT - GOTH FELINE KVLT "Meow Division" 100% Black Cotton T-shirt
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 6mo ago Backups testen zum #WorldBackupDay...das macht man doch so, oder?
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 3mo ago #Caturday #CatsofMastodon #AlleKatzenMüssenGestreicheltWerden
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 5mo ago Replying to @marcuwekling@cultur.social @marcuwekling Ein sprechendes Känguru will meine Kreditkartennummer? - das find ich fair
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 13mo ago Replying to @itsyndikat@chaos.social <p>PPPoE: 3-phase Power over Ethernet</p> @itsyndikat@chaos.social So darf man das nicht machen! Da müssen Aderendhülsen drauf!
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 5mo ago Replying to @viennawriter@literatur.social <p>"Nuklear-Experte warnt vor Solarenergie, weil jedes Jahr so viele Leute vom Dach fallen" klingt auch wie "Vertreter der Tabakindustrie warnt vor'm Nichtrauchen, weil so viele Nichtraucher sich jedes Jahr den Knöchel verstauchen" oder "Vertreter der Auto-Lobby warnt vor'm Fahrradfahren, weil so viele Fahrradfahrende sich jedes Jahr im Grätzel verfahren".</p> @viennawriter Nukular! Das Wort heisst Nukular!
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 6mo ago Replying to @accudio@front-end.social <p>Tell me you're a JS developer with no CSS knowledge without words</p> @accudio I think I have seen the code that generated this
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 5mo ago Replying to @ripper@chaos.social Unfortunately we have to change plans as there's a lot of rain incoming. This freed up this morning so we went a bit north to the coast and visited an interesting relic from the sixties. In Wanli a handful of "futuro houses" were built and abandoned in the eighties. Today they are rotting slowly away, but still looking kinda futuristic. There are more of these houses which survived, you can find them on this site: https://www.thefuturohouse.com/ #TripToTaiwan @ripper You should print one for the cats
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 7mo ago Oida. Echt jetz? CrapDonalds-Werbung bei #Minkorrekt. Nur echt von einem Diabetiker eingesprochen.
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 7mo ago Replying to @lichendust@sunny.garden <p>- do you want to use google to sign in?<br />- do you want to add a passkey?<br />- do you want to add a 2FA token?<br />- we know you have 2FA but we've sent you an email instead<br />- this login attempt seems suspicious we've sent you a text about it<br />- can you click on these buses?<br />- you failed to click on the buses click on these bicycles instead<br />- should we save these details for next time?<br />- do you accept these trackers?<br />- you can opt out but we've decided it's legitimate interest anyway<br />- would you like to see a list of our 847 partners we share your data with?<br />- can we send you desktop notifications?<br />- can we access your location?<br />- do you want 10% off for signing up to the mailing list?<br />- do you want me to translate this page?<br />- hi I'm your friendly chatbot how can I help?<br />- oh no you can't buy this, reach out to us for a quote!<br />- do you want—</p><p>I'm tired boss</p> @lichendust Why did I open this page? Don't remember, close tab.
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 7mo ago @schmittlauch Hubschraubereinsatz! Hubschraubereinsatz!
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 5mo ago Replying to @ripper@chaos.social @robelix oh no. Shouldn't the cat dome be enough? 😅 @ripper well, one dome three cats....
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 5mo ago Replying to @leyrer@23.social <p>40 Jahre Tschernobyl: Experte froh, dass AKW keine gefährliche Solaranlage am Dach hatte<br /><a href="https://dietagespresse.com/40-jahre-tschernobyl-experte-froh-dass-akw-keine-gefaehrliche-solaranlage-am-dach-hatte/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">dietagespresse.com/40-jahre-ts</span><span class="invisible">chernobyl-experte-froh-dass-akw-keine-gefaehrliche-solaranlage-am-dach-hatte/</span></a></p><p>Edit: Die Tagespresse dürfte den Text (vorrübergehend?) offline genommen haben.</p> @leyrer@23.social Inzwischen ist es wieder da
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 6mo ago Replying to @FotoVorschlag@mastodon.social <p>'Abgeprallt oder zerschellt' <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FotoVorschlag" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FotoVorschlag</span></a></p> 'Abgeprallt oder zerschellt' #FotoVorschlag Keine Ahnung wie genau das da mitten im Wald gelandet ist
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 6mo ago Replying to @overflo@23.social <p>Wow Tedi du praktischer Laden.</p> @overflo Ist wohl ein Second Hand Shop
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 7mo ago Replying to @lambda@chaosfurs.social <p>Na, wann habt ihr das letzte Mal einen dampflokbespannten Löschzug gesehen? <a href="https://tirol.orf.at/stories/3345252/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">tirol.orf.at/stories/3345252/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p> @lambda@chaosfurs.social Hier gibts mehr Fotos https://www.meinbezirk.at/schwaz/c-lokales/waldbrand-entlang-der-achenseebahn_a8511700 MeinBezirk.at Brand aus: Waldbrand entlang der Achenseebahn Bei genehmigten Abbrennarbeiten entlang der Strecke der Achenseebahn ist es am Dienstag zu einem Waldbrand gekommen. Der Brand breitete sich auf rund 400 Meter aus und konnte am späten Nachmittag unter Kontrolle gebracht werden.
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 7mo ago Replying to @lucasth@mastodon.social @robelix@chaos.social Folge? @lucasth@mastodon.social Die ganz frische von heute
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 24mo ago Replying to @paddyduke@mastodon.social <p>No, I don't want tracking cookies.</p><p>No, I don't want to subscribe to your newsletter.</p><p>No, I don't want a special offer if I check out in the next 10 minutes.</p><p>No, I don't want to sign in with Google.</p><p>No, I don't want to watch an unrelated video on top of the article I'm trying to access.</p><p>No, I don't want a "better experience" in your app.</p><p>No, I don't want to sign in to read the article.</p><p>No, I don't want to read "more like this".</p><p>No, I don't want to fill in a survey before I go.</p> @paddyduke@mastodon.social ... Why did I open this page? Don't remember. Tab closed.
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 33mo ago Replying to @andrewfeeney@phpc.social <p>Starship Enterprise implies the existence of Starship Free, Starship Personal, Starship Cloud (Most Popular), Starship Cloud Pro, Starship Cloud Pro PLUS, and Starship On Premises (Contact for pricing).</p> @andrewfeeney@phpc.social and Starship-As-A-Service
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 47mo ago Replying to @volkan@hachyderm.io <p>How to Catch a Mountain Lion<br /> an illustrative guide</p><p>1. Place a cardboard box where the animal frequently visits.<br />2. Sit back and wait.<br />3. A cat is a cat is a cat.</p> @volkan Almost as simple as catching a kangaroo https://yewtu.be/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA yewtu.be Verifying your browser…
Open post robelix @robelix@chaos.social · 22mo ago Replying to @leyrer@chaos.social <p>»In case that Exchange Server detects a suspicious message, it automatically prepends the following disclaimer to the body of the email message.«<br />Source: <a href="https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/exchange/plan-and-deploy/post-installation-tasks/security-best-practices/exchange-non-compliant-p2from-detection?view=exchserver-2019" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">learn.microsoft.com/en-us/exch</span><span class="invisible">ange/plan-and-deploy/post-installation-tasks/security-best-practices/exchange-non-compliant-p2from-detection?view=exchserver-2019</span></a></p><p>I would definately NOT click on that link. LOL.</p> @leyrer@chaos.social Satire darf das.