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Nolan

@nolan@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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~~~ all the toots that's fit to awoo ~~~
I also have an admin alt, don't tell anybody: @nolan@toot.cafe

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Joined April 02, 2017
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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 115mo ago
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do ya get it, my mom is actually pretty computer-savvy you chauvinist clods. also she likes to fukken blaze it
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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 106mo ago

@007@mastodon.cloud there's a toot from @jk@mastodon.social about a microwave shouting "eggs! eggs! eggs!" which is my nomination for best joke of 2017

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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 106mo ago

My nomination for best toot of 2017 goes to this one by @jk@mastodon.social: https://mastodon.social/@jk/98835824957157904

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josef (@jk@mastodon.social)

in the future, your microwave will detect what food is inside, incorrectly, and then when the food is done it will scream "EGGS! EGGS! EGGS!" until you open the door. also there will be a label on the door that says "you can not cook eggs in a microwave"

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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 115mo ago
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@deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org my mom literally has a shirt that says "woke af". this is not a joke
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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 115mo ago
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@lolkat@mastodon.social hell yeah check out her alt on satanic.bikerladi.es, she decided to get both
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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 106mo ago
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@suetanvil@i.write.codethat.sucks somebody hit that shit
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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 106mo ago

never before have so many people looked at so few pixels

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Nolan @nolan@mastodon.social
· 106mo ago

tbh I would pay for a soundtrack of AGDQ filler music. Hydrocity Zone, Techno de Chocobo, Lon Lon Ranch… they have good taste.

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