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Chris Jarvis 
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Alright, let’s do this one last
time. My name is Chris Jarvis.
I was bitten by a radioactive
variable and for Math.floor() years I’ve been the one and only JarvisScript 
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@michelestrider/117102263426421048
@michelestrider@mastodon.social #Monsterdon
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"Beige Party?" It's more of a question than a statement.
"It's a cult, you know," warns John.
You consider your current circumstances. TikTok influencers swarm like bugs. Corporate Threads accounts have hijacked #DJPJs. Bluesky exists. And the AI is generating images of its wedding to you.
"That's fine," you decide.
"Check your email," says John, ending the call.
You do. You click the link. You're transported.
It's a nice void. Quiet, soothing. But missing something. You follow a hashtag.
Open quoted postNash Severe weather is live. T storm coming to Nashville. About to hit nolensville.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Oi6F2RuMIOo?si=dHZR_f35c9NQZPoG
Storm Coverage for March 15, 2026
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@matthewtrask@phpc.social I downloaded my archive when I quit being active there. Now to decide if I want to upload it somewhere.
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Football is for Food | Uber Eats
Don't forget the PyTN CFP runs the entire month of August. But don't delay! Get your submissions in soon starting this Saturday. Check https://pytn.org/ for the details and links.
#python #tennessee #pytn2026
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/douglasastarnes_python-tennessee-pytn2026-share-7487861604475305984--lCV/