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@sebastian@phpc.social @edorian@phpc.social @Synchro@phpc.social I can also confirm that and additionally I can confirm that Sebastian is a real human with good intentions.
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This was exactly what I needed today, thanks @mifa@hachyderm.io for writing the blogpost 🎉
https://dev.to/mfilej/quickly-format-and-manipulate-json-in-vim-using-jq-2963
👶💕 Life just got wilder: a few days ago, we welcomed little Isabell into our family! Now the crew is complete: three girls 👩👩👩 and three boys 👦👦👦. Life will never be boring! 💛
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@jaapio@phpc.social also very beautiful is the "Schöner Brunnen" https://osm.org/go/0D65EcVPx?layers=N&m=
There is a golden ring in it, see https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sch%C3%B6ner_Brunnen_(N%C3%BCrnberg) (the English version does not have the story)
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@jaapio@phpc.social from the Kaiserburg you have a beautiful view of the city
https://osm.org/go/0D65FQ4sw?layers=N&m=
"The Luck of the Fryrish".
I'm not crying, you are crying 😢
Thanks @nicolasgrekas@phpc.social for fixing a use-after-free in parallel.
I just released v1.2.12: https://github.com/krakjoe/parallel/releases/tag/v1.2.12
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@itworldcup/115926604229775228
Hey PHP folks, we got another 1 hour and 40 minutes to find 167 votes.
GO PHP 🎉
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@alessandrolai@phpc.social @galtzo@ruby.social @Crell@phpc.social I do believe that this is an astonishing huge bubble (bigger than dot-com and crypto) and that it will burst.
I doubt it'll burst soon, just because the amount of VC money being around is unbelievable.
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#PHP poll: is `sleep(5)` guaranteed to sleep at least 5 seconds?
I’m heading to @ConFooCa@techhub.social 2026 in Montréal 🇨🇦 in a few weeks, where I’ll be speaking about two things I care a lot about in the PHP world: observability and multithreading.
If you’re going too, let’s connect! Always happy to chat observability, profilers, and real-world performance wins in PHP 🎉
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If it returns early, sleep() returns the amount of seconds left to sleep, see https://www.php.net/sleep (besides on Windows)
New year*, new parallel release:
v1.2.11 just landed with stability fixes 🎉
https://github.com/krakjoe/parallel/releases/tag/v1.2.11
* right on time for the Chinese New Year 🔥🐴
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@phpugdd@phpc.social interesting that there is a bot replicating old Twitter posts 😜
Yet I found your post.
Thanks again for having me, it was a blast
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@ocramius@mastodon.social for the first view days/weeks the sky will not be clear, but full of lasers, which would also awesome to see 😉
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@afilina@phpc.social friend of mine would say:
"I hope they get scabies on their ass and arms too short to scratch it."
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@syntaxseed@phpc.social straight from the New Programming Jargon as number 21: the "Smurf Naming Convention"
https://blog.codinghorror.com/new-programming-jargon/#21-smurf-naming-convention
