The Far Side Bot

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/0 Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/3 Professor Wainwright’s painstaking field research to decode the language of bears comes to a sudden and horrific end.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/0 “C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/0 “Oh, yeah? Lewis, you’re fired! You apparently forgot this is a cartoon, and I can read every word you think!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/19/0 “Well, what the? … I thought I smelled something.”

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/14/2 “You sure you’re supposed to be doin’ that, Mitch?”

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/26/1 AN ARK! AN ARK, YOU FOOL!

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/23/1 “For God’s sake, kill the lights, Murray—he’s back again!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/14/4 Hannibal’s first attempt

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/08/0 “Give me a hand here, boys! It’s young Will Hawkins! … Dang fool tried to ride into the sunset!”

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://production-green.thefarside.com/2026/07/23/3 “Yes! That’s right! The answer is ‘Wisconsin’! Another 50 points for God, and … uh-oh, looks like Norman, our current champion, hasn’t even scored yet.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/03/1 Primitive theme parks

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/22/1 Zorg dupes the entire tribe in an incident later known as “firegate.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/24/4 Thirty years had passed, and although he had no real regrets about marrying Wendy, buying a home, and having two kids, Peter found his thoughts often going back to his life in Never-Never-Land.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/27/2 “Mr. Bailey? There’s a gentleman here who claims an ancestor of yours once defiled his crypt, and now you’re the last remaining Bailey and … oh, something about a curse. Should I send him in?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/13/1 The goose that laid the golden egg / The sheep that gave the silver wool / The cow that gave the chocolate milk / The neighbor's dog that chased off the sheep and cow and killed the goose

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/15/3 “It’s no use. I drink and I drink, and I still can’t forget.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/28/4 Primitive résumés

#thefarside #farside #comic https://production-green.thefarside.com/2026/07/23/2 Frances loved her little pets and dressed them differently every day.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/04/1 “Our people are positioned on every street corner, commander. … Shall we commence with our plan to gradually eliminate these creatures?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/03/3 “Well, hell no, I can’t tell Harriet! … First thing she’s gonna ask me is what was I doin’ checkin’ out a decoy!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/18/3 “It’s the mailman, doc. He scares me.”

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/28/1 “There you are, my darling … Rawlings! Don’t move!”

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/02/4 “And this little piggy went weee, weee, weee, weee … but soon stopped struggling and was eaten.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/06/27/0 “What are you gonna tell your dad, Chuck?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/08/0 “It’s worse than I first suspected, Mr. Binkley—you don’t even have a funny bone.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/1 “Bob, do you think I’m sinking? ... Be honest.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/02/1 Don't press me, Mitch!

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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/06/4 Loch Ness mobsters

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/17/0 “For crying out loud, I was hibernating! … Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/21/3 Testifying before a Senate subcommittee, the Hardy boys crack the Iran-Contra scandal.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/06/26/2 “I’m leaving you, Frank, because you’re a shiftless, low-down, good-for-nothing imbecile … and, might I finally add, you have the head of a chicken.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://production-green.thefarside.com/2026/07/23/4 “AAAAAAAAAAlbert!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/16/2 HELLOOOOOO / HELLOOOOOOOOO OW! HEY! OH! OW! HEY! OW!

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/03/4 “Take this handkerchief back to the lab, Stevens. I want some answers on which monster did this—Godzilla? Gargantua? Who, dammit!?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/11/0 “Don’t ask me how it happened, Stan—just get your abdomen over here and get me unstuck!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/01/3 “… and then the second group comes in—‘row, row, row your boat’…”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/27/3 “Go for it, Sidney! You’ve got it! You’ve got it! Good hands! Don’t choke!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/20/2 Check their papers--they’re probably forged! / They’ll scratch the furniture … And they’ll transmit ringworm!