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Thanks America… We’re officially living in the stupidest fucking timeline…

The party led buy the guy who constantly uses his single mum and his community housing background as a shield voted against Linda Thorpe’s bill seeking to amend the Crimes Act 1914 to completely prohibit a person from being physically restrained at any stage during the child-birthing process… Sorry for the language, but fuck this turncoat spineless cunt!

Cleaning up 30+ years of repos means you find stuff that is actually useful that you'd forgotten about and multiple versions of scripts that essentially do the same thing but slightly differently...

Interesting finds....

• A Solaris patch server and client written in Perl
• A NIS+ database fixer that does all sorts of ungodly stuf
• A PHP Solaris/Linux config server that crunched CST agent info
• A Solaris Explorer processor that generated PDF reports

Another day, another Netscaler exploit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jby9JX1b0

The insanely psychotic UK Lawyers for Israel is trying to get Medicine Sans Frontiers proscribed as a terrorist organisation in the UK... Pro-Israel group condemned for demanding UK ban on Doctors Without Borders https://maktoobmedia.com/post?id=116439&slug=pro-israel-group-condemned-for-demanding-uk-ban-on-doctors-without-borders

Remember Australians...

Ooops... Accidenture... Accenture contractor removed from FBI following damaging data breach, sources say https://www.reuters.com/technology/accenture-contractor-removed-fbi-following-damaging-data-breach-sources-say-2026-10-06/

Anti-Trans Democrats Face Massive Backlash for Bigoted & Braindead “Strategy” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKXjXzrt72U

This week be ungovernable...

God, if I have to listen to the cognitive dissonance of a privileged white people saying "but Chinese LLMs don't mention the Tiananmen Massacre, or their treatment of Uyghurs" I'm gonna scream... Your fucking models are trained on predominantly white colonist literature that has erased thousands of years of the genocide of indigenous cultures and their history...

@alexhelvetica@cloudisland.nz @xssfox@cloudisland.nz white socks now using side fence to avoid orange chonk

Happy hump day...

Dogs with small dog syndrome finally have a purpose other than being mistaken for Sphynx cats… Meet Comando the Chihuahua, the Mexican National Guard’s Tiny New Recruit https://people.com/meet-comando-the-chihuahua-mexican-national-guard-tiny-new-recruit-12151085

Journalist: “Do you think Trump mocks you and your wife because of your religion and culture and calls you ‘savages’?” Abdul El-Sayed: “Yes. He can say whatever he wants—it’s his personal choice. But unlike him, our names aren’t in the Epstein files.”

Mossad has accidentally injected data into a French lawyer's phone instead of extracting it. The data includes phone numbers of Musk, Altman, and nearly all of Israel's political, judicial and intelligence leaders. The lawyer his name is Juan Branco. By his account, he is one of twelve lawyers in France who represent Palestinian victims.

@fakeyarratrams@aus.social https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EkwBEL4MZw

So if I'm to even try to understand Kegsbreath's incoherent ramblings, he now hates people with beards?... Guessing cos he can't grow one?...

Timeline cleanser.... Have some scratches...

Another Felon Musk Ponzi scheme goes under… Tesla Discontinues Solar Roof Tiles - Elon Musk Failed Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2euBnwNULEc

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au @decryption@aus.social @daedalus@eigenmagic.net yup, and it’s probably even more stupid, like someone left and it was easier to give someone else their SAP permissions than ask for something more appropriate, and the SAP permissions probably didn’t need approval for a purchase under a certain amount so they just kept under the limit and kept repeating it for years, and if the auditing is done by the likes of KPMG, then it’s next to useless

WTF anyone would trust Meta is beyond me... Meta’s Muse AI Agent 0-Day Vulnerability Allows Attackers to Hijack the Tool and Inject Malware https://cybersecuritynews.com/metas-muse-ai-agent-0-day-vulnerability/

Anyone played with Ubuntu Imagecraft? I see it supports cloudinit, so should be able to do ZFS root provided the required packages getting install as part of the pre/early phase. I'm guessing it uses the same installer as subiquity which parses the cloudinit which will have all the usual issues that the shitty python yaml parsing module they use will have, but I can get around most of those. https://ubuntu.com/docs/imagecraft/1/

If you're on digitalocean you may want to rethink, they are now proudly advertising they underpin the build system for Oligarchy, erm sorry Omarchy Linux...

nya-nya-nya-nya #caturday

We briefly interrupt the shitshow that is modern times to return you to cat camping videos... Eating Steak 🥩 in the Forest with a Cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuY8WwBu4mc #caturday #campingwithcats

Hasan schools privileged black christians on their own history and the struggle of their fellow brown people under the violence of colonial empire... SEE IT: Hasan Piker PRESSED by MS NOW in FIERY interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4lZ0SwPDEs

Truly sick people... Ben-Gvir barred from using crocodiles to guard terrorists, court announces https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-904361

Sorry had to be done... PSSSSPS...

Started and promoted by several prominent Non-Zionist Australian Jews: We Demand Accountability: Remove Jillian Segal from Public Office https://www.change.org/p/we-demand-accountability-remove-jillian-segal-from-public-office

A missing underscore sent innocent man to prison for 18 months https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/07/police-missed-one-underscore-and-sent-the-wrong-man-to-prison/

Ladytron - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uUnOyV3LaA

Meanwhile in the New South Weimar-Republic, Golani Brigade members that fired on a convoy of ambulances killing 15 medics and rescue workers, which they then bulldozed the bodies and then crushed vehicles into the sand will be given NSW police protection to run in the Sydney Marathon... https://en.royanews.tv/news/72993/‘Israeli’-soldiers%2C-including-Golani-Brigade-members%2C-set-to-attend-Sydney-marathon

Driver Crashes Into Wall After Mistaking Wile E. Coyote Mural for Real Tunnel in Mexico https://www.nolazine.com/post/driver-crashes-into-wall-after-mistaking-wile-e-coyote-mural-for-real-tunnel-in-mexico#google_vignette

I guess Sony bankrolling Zionist douchebag Sacha Baron Cohen in yet another unfunny islamaphobic hasbara film is to be expected...

Cheetahs are actually from the Puma family... Scientists Compared the DNA of Every Cat Species on Earth — The Results Shocked Everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2VE2qGrHIo

If you remember and liked The Bill TV series, it's here on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBillOfficial/playlists

Guessing they couldn't work out how to inject ads into it... Google shuts down its Nobel-prize winning AlphaFold project as it focuses on Gemini https://www.engadget.com/2225849/google-shuts-down-alphafold/

I hate my colleagues in Linkedinese https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbIiinXupFO

More Jetfire... The Autobot Leader We Never Got | Transformers G1 Jetfire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NomWJP8uM8Y #transformers

Both sides of government continue to sell us out to multinationals so that politicians can have profitable post political careers in industry.... They will literally let you and your family die for it... Privatise the profits, socialise the losses... Secret files show horse meat, mouse fur detected in Australian food safety breaches https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-28/horse-meat-detected-as-mince-in-food-safety-breaches/106936504

WRT to OpenAI and Medicare... The question remains why is a US company looking up medical spending numbers given the US hates the PBS because they can't price gouge us on pharmaceuticals...

People astonished that the same people who walk into Gaza and possess peoples homes illegally are the same people that would write AI software that would steal data off your disk without consent...

RE: https://mastodon.social/@catspammer/117363447321780168 Current mood...

Sabine Hossenfelder: More Exposed Than Ever! (Racism Edition) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdB79BUcLV0

Scientists fear Murray River lampreys may have vanished due to algal bloom https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-05/blood-sucking-lampreys-not-sighted-south-australia-two-years/107115068

How rogue officers turned a nationwide camera network into a tool for stalking https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/rogue-officers-turned-nationwide-camera-122127787.html

How the Epstein Network is Privatizing Govt & Building the Surveillance State(w/Whitney Webb) |TCHR Whitney Webb explains how Leslie Wexner privatized Ohio’s state government, and is using his position between the markets and the state to build out the ‘Silicon Heartland’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qbs91ivQmg