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How freaking long are the nights in this place we basically have an entire three act structure #Monsterdon

"I don't know what's wrong with you! Sleepy and numb and aching all over at this time of night? Here, have a sip of this almond tea and snap out of it." #Monsterdon

FINALLY SOMEONE CHOSE THE FIGHT OPTION #Monsterdon

That's an incredibly clean body for one that suffered from "excessive hemorrhage". #Monsterdon

STRONG WOMEN IN YOUR AREA SING OUT FOR SERVICE #Monsterdon

@CindyWeinstein@zirk.us Massachusetts showed that a one time tax isn’t necessary; you can keep taxing them, every year, and not just the billionaires, either. Turns out they DON’T go running off to Two-Penny Town, Alabama, when a blue state calls their bluff.

The technobabble really doesn’t hit now like it would’ve back in 1967. “It’s a laser!” “Yeah? I use one for my cat.” Makes you wonder what nowadays technobabble is gonna be cringe in a few decades. I’m guessing anything with nanobots. #Monsterdon

Well. That was. Something vaguely movie shaped. And it had sound. It even lasted an hour and thirty. I think there were people in it? #Monsterdon

“Everything should be A-okay!” And Other Phrases Said Moments Before Disaster #Monsterdon

Yeaaaah that movie would’ve worked a lot better as a radio play. The visuals added nothing but took a hell of a lot away. #Monsterdon

Gotta love the Future Chic that’s all smooth, curved surfaces with texture in a single color wall. It’s like we had to trade dimensionality for timewarping abilities. #Monsterdon

Uggggggghhhhhhhhhh can we do without the compulsive hetero shit just ONCE #Monsterdon

“Time” is gonna sound like a fake word before the end of this thing, huh. #Monsterdon

I bet this would work WAY better as a radio programme. It’s basically 75% of the way there, anyway. #Monsterdon

@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu The alt text on this image claims that the bottom right signer has their palms out, even though their thumbs are clearly on the opposite side of the body, which you see when the BACKS of the hands are pointed at the viewer. That, the lack of indication which sign language this is from, the fact that only one of the images has any indication of movement, and the fingers and facial features bleeding into each other tells me some/all of this post is slop.

Gosh if they’d cycled those photons any faster that could’ve been bad. #Monsterdon

Just experienced some time scrambling myself because a certain little furred bastard decided to paw at the screen, sending me shooting forward not once, but twice. #Monsterdon

“Your camera takes photographs of the past?” “Every camera takes photographs of the past.” #Monsterdon

Lol you can clearly see the “rocks” she falls back onto move and shift like bags. #Monsterdon

PMOW of the Opera (1966) #Monsterdon

Is this an LOTR reference …yes I know the movies came out decades later but this is a movie about time travel #Monsterdon

I have to apologize to Businessman, NotJr; he’s actually been more on the ball about time and its consequences than the scientists have been. Truly a dismal future. #Monsterdon

Welp nevermind you had your chance #Monsterdon

A THIRD TIME YOU LITTLE SHIT #Monsterdon

Can someone get Elon out of Ground Control before he spaces the astronauts, please #Monsterdon

I assume this movie’s title is more about, like, the heart or nature of time, not its midpoint…right? #Monsterdon

6968 god damnit so FUCKING close #Monsterdon

Watch as our hero, Benevolent Sexism Man, attacks the monster, Mr. Can’t-Wear-Condoms-Right, for the heart of our heroine, Lady She of the Hairbowls. …with assistance from my cat, whose pawing at the screen and CONSTANTLY STEPPING ON THE KEYBOARD gives our two battlers a breather QUITE often. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar@retro.pizza It’s okay because lasers fall into the spacetime continuum if you phase the photons at the right trigonometry; it’s really simple, you see.

Telemetry is my favorite technobabble term, what’s yours? #Monsterdon

Wait the movie’s almost over?? They went two places in time! #Monsterdon

I’m guessing the computer they’re using for this needs a massive amount of storage to handle calculations of this magnitude. It might even be in the thousands of kilobytes! #Monsterdon

I hesitate to say there’s ever a “too late” when dealing with time travel, but only thinking about the consequences of time travel after doing it is, uh… #Monsterdon

Okay what’s the funniest/most ridiculous “time [noun]” term in this movie? “Timescreen” has to be outdone. #Monsterdon

Hooo boy this may be hard for people with some negative sexual experiences to watch :/ #Monsterdon

@floatybirb@mastodon.social I think a valid case could be made for Best SupportingActor for that bedroom decor, because that was all I could look at. Really stole the show.

The butler and copper arguing #Monsterdon

Lizzie out here button mashing in 1959 We truly haven't advanced a whit as a species How -could- you improve upon perfection? #Monsterdon

Wait it's only one hand that has the claws Dude is MJing it up in Temu 1.75x speed Agatha Christieland #Monsterdon

I literally can't tell if the flashlight she's holding is even on, lol. #Monsterdon

@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu Who wrote the incorrect original text?

Scientist making a crack at taxes; that’s how you know this wasn’t written by a scientist. #Monsterdon

Damn this movie moves QUICK. It's all wham, bam, and thank you for your conveniently dead body, man. #Monsterdon

...how do you lose a shootout at 2 paces that YOU FREAKING STARTED #Monsterdon

On the one hand, she gets points for chucking what I -think- was a fire poker at an assailant in defense of The Girls, but she loses points for throwing it like it's a book and not a harpoon and, oh yeah, NEVER SHOOTING ANYONE WITH THE GUN SHE HAS. Is it REALLY Chekhov's gun if Chekhov forgets he owns it halfway through the movie? #Monsterdon

Oh that good old timey movie version of night that is better lit than than an influencer's studio. Who could be afraid of the dark back then? Would they even know what it was? #Monsterdon