Still French

Where do you see yourself in 20 years? But with more cats and lotsa boxed wine.

L'mao 😹 (squishy squish)

I've been craving a Donut for weeks, still haven't given in.

From DL Zander A farmer said he first knew something was wrong when his barn cat stopped coming home for milk. The cat had followed the same routine for years, but suddenly he was hunting at strange hours and slipping into the same patch of woods over and over. When the farmer checked his trail cameras, he saw the reason. His cat was carrying mice to a thin, injured mountain lion that looked too weak to hunt on its own. Wildlife officers were called, and the mountain lion was safely taken in for treatment. Local college animal behavior experts later weighed in, saying the footage was extremely unusual because the cat appeared to return repeatedly, keep a careful distance, and still leave food close enough for the mountain lion to eat. One professor said, “That kind of repeated behavior is hard to ignore. It makes you wonder how much animals notice when another animal is struggling.”

Right after I poast feet.

I'm going to totally play this out in a bit. That way if the neighbors DO see me, we can all get a good laugh out of it.

Pretty like this.

"Remember: Averages don't define anyone. Every individual is unique."

That was amazing.

Thank you. 🤗

ShowMeYourPockets! I saw this trend going around a couple years ago, and ngl... I thought it was super hawt.

GM ☕️ NCD Grgly really wants to buy one of those checkout dividers. But the lady at the register keeps putting it back.

I'm so glad to see you again, too! 😭

Mine are listed and they had the same last digit.

Hi Cozy, I hope you're having a nice evening.

Paging Sister @Scarlett@nicecrew.digital and Mr. @Honkers@poa.st !

Poll time. 5'2" 88 - 286 lbs

Good Grandmothers are a Gift from God.

Pistachio is my very favorite ice cream.

I expected more disagree votes.

🚨 Floozies on the timeline! 🚨

Yes?

Not what I was expecting. 😬

Third times a charm, pretty please? 🙏🏻

Are you winking at me, Mr. @PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital ?

Whoever ends up with my recipes is going to be pissed. It's generally just a list of ingredients.

Can I get your thoughts on this? Some people seem to think @Scarlett@nicecrew.digital and French are the same person. Why do you suppose that is?

Is it warm in here? (reow)

Its almost time to sneak out the garbage.

As long as it wasn't a nigger, or pajeet, or mystery meat.

Yes, very much. It hasn't been too hot here so I was able to do some reading and swimming after my chores.

Going to my first mass on Sunday. 🙏🏻

On second thought... make that spumoni.

Oh. So it was you?

Oh Woah! That was a wild meltdown.

I just KNOW one of these days I will hit that refroosh button to find Matty has granted me THU PAHWAH to delete all of my old posts and start again with a sparkly clean pretty page.

You're going to face-palm.

I can't believe some of you people just leave without saying Goodnight. Don't you have any regard for your adoring fans?

I would be pretty excited about that gift. Does it come with lessons on how to not poison friends and family? That part seems pretty important to me.

Everything I want to say is rage filled swear words ending in a fedpoast. I hate feeling like this will never end. Are we just going to tolerate ourselves out of existence?

It's still on Grgly's page under a content warning.

Lost a follower... 😭

Boobs?

You shush, Mr. Dagnar.

Perhaps not at this moment. But I still believe there is someone for everyone.

I would like to officially declare that Mr. Matty is the second nicest guy on the fedi and I would never tell him to eff off. In fact, not only is he a genius but a Saint for tolerating all of our retarded rubbish every single day.

Faith in huMANity: Restored

Who made Ms. @mjdigspigs@nicecrew.digital crashout?

Thank you, it is perfectly awful. 🤗