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@pwloftus@pwl.farted.net @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Async - every member records their part separately Vsync - the music is less performant but has less tearing Desync - the timing is way off I'm sure there are more jokes that could be made here

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Humans are a decent first draft but definitely not ready for production.

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt this is almost exactly a joke from an SMBC comic too. Life imitating art I suppose https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson

@malwaretech That's degrading to toasters, they're consistent and often reliable. It's more like a couple Magic 8 Balls in a tumble dryer.

@jschuh@infosec.exchange That is absolutely fascinating, thank you for the breakdown. ...also what does IANAL stand for? I might be a little out of the loop on that one but it's impressive that you've explained such a complex topic in a way that the only part that confused me was a piece of (what I can only assume is) internet lingo Edit: "I Am Not A Lawyer", thanks

@nixCraft oh that's unrealistic. They'll have you "interview" with an AI agent so you're forced to beg for the job on the spot in real time. (Actual thing a job posting tried to get me to do recently)

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Probably "Affinity", a Minecraft Bedrock Edition mod I made on CurseForge back in 2022. I was really proud of it because I'd managed to put in some pretty complex features (veinmining, custom tool upgrade trees, extra drops to vanilla ores, new ore spawns, etc.) using the very basic modding API that they had at the time. Then an update to Minecraft broke it because they changed Feature (structure/ore spawn) syntax. So I fixed it and the next update broke it again. I came back in 2024 and fixed it again and they broke it again so I gave up. Still exists, pretty much unusable now unfortunately but it'd require a full ground-up rebuild to get it working again and I just don't have the time or motivation. I don't know for sure but I really like to think at least someone out there enjoyed it. If nothing else it made me happy. Page for if anyone's curious, it definitely doesn't work on current Bedrock edition though https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/affinity