Friday morning
#headlines recap
Iran rejected the US ceasefire proposal carried to Tehran by Iraqi PM al-Zaidi; day 145 of the war. Confirmed across multiple sources. Runs directly against Trump's "Iran is begging for a deal" framing. Trump also says Iran's frozen money will pay for ship/cargo damage; the counter argument is the ~$2B pool is Washington's only remaining leverage and torching it as a threat is self-defeating. Shart of the deal.
Trump is "close" to a "massive attack, bigger than ever before" — "they haven't received enough pain yet." Bro. You’re running out of fuel.
US carried out large-scale overnight strikes across Iran — 35+ strikes on Ahvaz's oil/refining region. Iran retaliated at US bases in Kuwait, Bahrain and Jordan. Soon those bases will be obliterated to the point that Iran will have to pick new targets. Let me be the first to suggest Israel.
Iran's IRGC declared RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire a "legitimate target" after US B-1s flew Iran strikes from it. Analysts are saying the US switch to bombers due to depleted cruise-missile stocks at sea. This is worse that McNamara trying to run the Vietnam war like it was an automotive assembly plant.
Here are a couple of good news stories… Iran is rebuilding faster than expected — missile bases, bridges, ports — worrying Israeli officials. In the meantime, a report cites two Iranian officials warning Iran would strike Tel Aviv directly and fully close Bab el-Mandeb if infrastructure strikes proceed.
Brent crude cleared $100/barrel. Some analysts puts it at +42% in 20 days. Both Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb effectively choked. I haven’t been out this morning, but last night the local stations were trying to hold the line at 3.999. I expect it to break 4$ today.
Bilytske has fallen; Russia is closing Odessa's port (no ships entering) and evacuations have begun in Kramatorsk and east of Konstantinovka. Meanwhile Ukraine’s new commander in chief Drapatyi drew fire by saying Russians are "a nation that has no right to exist" and calling Donbass residents "lazy… criminal elements" needing re-education. While the new leader runs his mouth, Ukraine's frontline average age has risen to over 45. Wipe out a generation of young European men and replace them with brown invaders; standard jewish playbook.
Zelenskyyy does an interview with Laura Loomer. Most embarrassing thing he’s had to do since that skit where he wore high heels and danced like a little faggot.
Ukraine hit St. Petersburg in a 571-UAV night, torching a Wildberries warehouse.
Trump added conditions a day after the 30-year Saudi nuclear deal was signed: no enrichment, and approval only if Saudi joins the Abraham Accords — a monkey wrench at the 11th hour. Riyadh's answer: "tweets don't overturn signed deals." In a related story, Hunter Biden lays out the Kushner/LIV money trail alongside the deal. And a crackhead shall lead them…
“The Magnificent 7” posted their biggest one-day selloff in five years, −4.80%; ~$800B of cap erased. Tesla −14%, SpaceX shed ~$1T.
Congressional THOT Lauren Boobert claims that she was tricked into missing the vote on Section 219, and reveals the Trump White House & Pete Hegseth do not want Section 219 in the bill. She’d better cool it with the anti-semitisms.
Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for "a full political revolution" and says all Americans need to stop paying their taxes. She doesn’t even have any merch lined up for this initiative, what a loser.
Modeling scout in Paris who helped Epstein acquire trafficking victims is found dead of a heart attack in his apartment in France. Tying up loose ends?
Shilo Hendrix Found GUILTY by Minnesota Court for saying nigger. Very discouraging, but it reinforces that things will not get fixed by existing political or judicial systems.
Recently exposed Charlie Kirk texts: “I’ve told all the Jews recently to go to hell who try to tell me to stop. Screw these people.” Once you sell your soul to the devil you can’t get it back.
We’ll leave you today with a reminder that there is still some trustworthy parties out there…