#ISpokeWithMitchMcConnellToday and I am excited to share that his corpse has officially been granted a featured role in the new reality TV show "The Walking Dead: Congress Edition" co-starring Jordan Klepper. They travel around the country, filming McConnell with his death stare as Jordan uses poorly disguised ventriloquism to pretend McConnell is "interviewing" prominent figures and celebrities.
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